Did you know you can get Phelous mugs, shirts, pins, hats and more? Be the envy of envy of every. When you look in the mirror, you will envy yourself. If you were the last person left on Earth, you would fight through hoards of zombie-vampire-robo-ninjas, not for food or shelter or water or medicine – but to conquer the Zazzle head office and drape yourself in the sweet smell of Phelous merch.
Got a design you’d like to see in the store? What do you think the comment section is for?
Okay, for leaving comments on videos. What else do you think it’s for?
Okay, leaving comments on videos and trolling. Aside form that, what…
Fine, fine, leaving comments on videos, trolling, and cat pictures. What else? Hmm, come on wise guy. It’s an open forum. Let’s hear your ideas? Oh, not so brave now that there’s a spotlight pointed at you, is there?
Good. Now that that’s out of the way, *ahem* what do you think a comment section is for, if not to leave suggestions on the sweet, sweet Phelous merch designs you CRAVE?
