Wyatt summons a dragon because Piper is dumb and won’t bind his powers.
The Crone plans to steal the Charmed One’s baby by using a monkey to steal their senses or something? Brian Krause is bored on set.
Phoebe is a horrible monster who chooses to be evil and tries to gaslight everyone later. Meanwhile, Cole uses Netscape to shop for baby toys.
Paige steals the Book of Shadows to help other people, which is personal gain I guess so she gets big boobs. Piper turns into another sexy costume because grief.
The Charmed Ones suck so bad they get put on trial. Darryl is on death row. The promo thinks this is sexy?
Phoebe is turned into a genie and Chris is surprised to find out that breaking up his parents before he was born could have negative consequences.
The Charmed Ones’ dreams come to life when they totally fail to save the Sandman from death. Leo is pregnant as an aside.
When a student at Magic School summons Lady Godiva, Phoebe must annoyingly stand up against breastfeeding discrimination or something. Sexism is defeated.
It’s the end of the OG era as we discuss Charmed’s final season (in comic form!).
Special guest 8-Bit Mickey joins us to discuss an episode with evil babies, dancing around child loss, uhhh…fetus transference?? Look it’s bad. It’s really bad.
