
Resident Evil: Damnation
My thoughts on the 2nd CGI Resident Evil film. It’s a Leon Sandwich!

My thoughts on the 2nd CGI Resident Evil film. It’s a Leon Sandwich!

Our thoughts on the nonsense that was Resident Evil: Retribution.

Time to kill Tyrant and escape the lab! Oh wait did we forget Chris? Oh well, we’ll grab him the 2nd time.

It’s time for ENRICO!!! …Yeah? And will Jill find a snack sandwich under the Umbrella Ella Ella labs?

Hunters, snakes and Barrys OH YEAH CYNTHIA KOOLAID! We’re on the road to Enrico Yeahrini! I didn’t know THAT was going to happen.

The Resident Evil sandwich continues with a giant snake guarding the last convoluted door key part just to get to a giant plant sandwich! I can’t believe…

Phelan dies again when going to get a case and Jill becomes a Slimer Sandwhich: Allison’s favorite character.

Phelan plays Resident Evil while Allison wants snacks… A Jill Sandwich perhaps?

A dragging plot, useless characters, stupid confused Wesker, an Alice sandwich and all played in SLOW MOTION. Afterlife, you’re pitiful!

Phelous looks at that Resident Evil Movie people requested.