The Wicker Man

by Phelous | September 22, 2017

I’m finally talking about the wonder that is the Nicolas Cage remake of The Wicker Man! Watch out for those Bee Women! How’d he get beared!?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

by Phelous | June 15, 2016

Time to look at the movie with the really phony star… also the CG Turtles that play 2nd fiddle to her.

by Phelous | October 4, 2011

Prom Night! Everything is all right… except for bland “remakes”.

by Phelous | September 28, 2011

Trading Vincent Price for Paris Hilton isn’t quite the even deal, but she does at least give us something nice in this film!

by Phelous | December 22, 2010

This holiday season the word play on SLAY never gets old.