I have the scripts for nine episodes of Baywatch Nights, so let’s take a look at them and see if we can figure out just what the hell happened!
Here’s a deeper dive into the Baywatch HD remaster, and all of the strangeness that comes with it.
It’s the return of Pebbles Runkin! Get ready to listen to intel for a million years. Also, Donna dances very badly.
The show remembers Garner exists just as a convict escapes with plans to get vengeance on the people who put him away, which includes Garner, who, as I said, the show just remembered.
Mitch fights the yakuza and becomes an honorary samurai. Meanwhile, Donna takes care of jerks at the bar.
Caroline stops by to be kidnapped and added to a crazy person’s human collection. Y’know, the usual.
Mitch falls in love with a cat burglar while an above average number of models check him out. Ryan squishes a bagel on his shirt.
The time has come! Our favorite little whiner Eddie is back! Watch as he’s barely acknowledged by our heroes in this UNDERWHELMING SPECTACULAR!!!
Geraldo Rivera returns and is somehow not the worst thing about this episode.
Tension rises when Ryan’s troublesome sister comes to town. Mitch is at war between being a good detective and being a creep.
