The audience drifts through various b plots in search of a point. The president visits, as an aside.
Hobie wants to get a piercing. Meanwhile, CJ meets and subsequently kills an eccentric old man.
Logan is directing a Jaws ripoff when things go horribly wrong. By the way, Logan is a director now.
Kaye’s dead surfer friend, Stephanie’s cancer, and Caroline and Logan’s rocky relationship all compete to see which can be the most depressing plot!
Mitch von Malibu fights a mutant alligator(?)! Meanwhile, a photo shoot.
After a rescue gone wrong, Caroline becomes a Bad Girl with Neely. Sheriff Cody investigates.
Mitch deals with an army of con artist orphans! Meanwhile, Eyebrows returns and must work together with Neely because pirates are just a common thing now.
Logan steals Cody’s car and gets into an accident! Meanwhile, sea lions and extreme paintball. Subplots within subplots!
Baywatch has been remastered in stunning HD! And with some…interesting changes.
Mitch’s mom comes down with a case of Emmy Alzheimer’s.
