


In order to save Mitch from a coma, CJ, Cody, and Caroline must stop evil produce distributors from dumping toxic chemicals in the ocean. Meanwhile, an Inside Sports photo shoot.

Ready for a backdoor pilot about lifeguards and firefighters? Also, Mitch hunts a vampire.

Baywatch is going to end sexism with pranks!

Here’s a deeper dive into the Baywatch HD remaster, and all of the strangeness that comes with it.

The audience drifts through various b plots in search of a point. The president visits, as an aside.

Hobie wants to get a piercing. Meanwhile, CJ meets and subsequently kills an eccentric old man.

Logan is directing a Jaws ripoff when things go horribly wrong. By the way, Logan is a director now.

Kaye’s dead surfer friend, Stephanie’s cancer, and Caroline and Logan’s rocky relationship all compete to see which can be the most depressing plot!

Mitch von Malibu fights a mutant alligator(?)! Meanwhile, a photo shoot.