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In the Name of the King 3

by Phelous | April 21, 2014

Uwe Boll tries to time travel back to a time we cared and delivers yet another pointless romp through time with another outdoor king and the brother from Prison Break.

19 Comments
fantasy,Time Travel,Uwe Boll

In the Name of the King 2

by Phelous | August 3, 2012

Dolph Lundgren goes back in time for some reason involving a king and cereal.

18 Comments
fantasy,Time Travel,Uwe Boll

In the Name of the King

by Phelous | July 27, 2012

In the name of Uwe Boll it’s his hilarious casting with King Burt Reynolds and his son Jason Statham!

22 Comments
fantasy,Uwe Boll

Aladdin

by Phelous | June 26, 2012

Aladdin… just another stupid lamp film.

28 Comments
Aladdin,animation,fantasy,EastWest

OLP: Star Wars: A New Hope

by Obscurus Lupa | March 25, 2012

This is by far one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Prepare yourselves.

10 Comments
April Fools,fantasy,Star Wars

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

by Phelous | March 9, 2012

Mortal Kombat’s sequel annihilates most of it’s cast and instead adds countless extra characters in order to make an incoherent mess.

27 Comments
action,fantasy,Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat

by Phelous | March 5, 2012

Your Mortal Kombat review is MINE! I go over the positives and negatives of the original Mortal Kombat film.

46 Comments
action,fantasy,Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins

by Phelous | December 24, 2011

The Journey begins and ENDS here with Mortal Kombat: The awful animation begins!

33 Comments
action,animation,fantasy,Mortal Kombat

The Other Troll 3

by Phelous | March 31, 2010

The big stars from Troll 2 actually appear in THIS Troll 3. Also known as Ator: Quest for the Mighty Sword!

5 Comments
horror,fantasy,Troll

OLP: Teen Sorcery

by Obscurus Lupa | February 2, 2010

What do you get when you mix poor special effects with witchcraft and a heaping dose of the 90s? You get something like Teen Sorcery.

1 Comment
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