

Baywatching: The Contest
The male ego is a disease.


The male ego is a disease.
Baywatch Nights decided in season 2 it would just be The X-Files. Why? Well, that’s a good question.
Logan is directing a Jaws ripoff when things go horribly wrong. By the way, Logan is a director now.
In the season one finale, a thinly-veiled version of the Beach Boys is under attack by explosive instruments. Meanwhile, Donna can’t figure out how to get to shore.
Vance Duke will do anything to merge two clothing companies, even create an imposter. Donna invests in a gym I guess.
It’s the return of Pebbles Runkin! Get ready to listen to intel for a million years. Also, Donna dances very badly.
Carmen Electra stops by for a terrible Griff plot involving a trust fund murder, I guess.
The show remembers Garner exists just as a convict escapes with plans to get vengeance on the people who put him away, which includes Garner, who, as I said, the show just remembered.
The celebreality craze of the early 2000s brought us a ghost hunting show featuring famous people, kinda! Witness Gary Busey, Baywatch stars, and reality TV hall of famers walk around in the dark looking for spirits.
Mitch fights the yakuza and becomes an honorary samurai. Meanwhile, Donna takes care of jerks at the bar.