I have the scripts for nine episodes of Baywatch Nights, so let’s take a look at them and see if we can figure out just what the hell happened!
Stephanie is reincarnated as a dog! Meanwhile, Mitch saves Jay Leno’s life on a talk show.
Donna is possessed and acting ensues. Mitch continues to try and convince us that lifeguarding is relevant to this situation.
Stephanie gets married! But who cares about that? Can Mitch take down a Portuguese Man-o-War in time to do his Bachelor of the Month photo shoot?
In order to save Mitch from a coma, CJ, Cody, and Caroline must stop evil produce distributors from dumping toxic chemicals in the ocean. Meanwhile, an Inside Sports photo shoot.
Will Donna’s recent outing with Playboy affect her ability to rescue Mitch (and some kids) from a rockslide?
Some guy is kidnapping lifeguards because his parents said he was bad at math. Also he’s a twin. Somehow, this episode makes even less sense than usual.
Baywatch is going to end sexism with pranks!
The power of voodoo is no match for Mitch’s power of apathy.
