Baywatch Nights decided in season 2 it would just be The X-Files. Why? Well, that’s a good question.
Logan is directing a Jaws ripoff when things go horribly wrong. By the way, Logan is a director now.
In the season one finale, a thinly-veiled version of the Beach Boys is under attack by explosive instruments. Meanwhile, Donna can’t figure out how to get to shore.
Newmie takes on a pack rat that’s stealing everyone’s stuff! Meanwhile, Cody gets gold fever and almost kills himself.
Vance Duke will do anything to merge two clothing companies, even create an imposter. Donna invests in a gym I guess.
Kaye’s dead surfer friend, Stephanie’s cancer, and Caroline and Logan’s rocky relationship all compete to see which can be the most depressing plot!
It’s the return of Pebbles Runkin! Get ready to listen to intel for a million years. Also, Donna dances very badly.
Carmen Electra stops by for a terrible Griff plot involving a trust fund murder, I guess.
The Baywatch crew goes to Hawaii in Baywatch: the Movie! Bikinis are worn. Mitch hits on people. Cliffs are fallen off of.
The show remembers Garner exists just as a convict escapes with plans to get vengeance on the people who put him away, which includes Garner, who, as I said, the show just remembered.
