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The Swan Princess’s Horrifying Christmas Sequel (Movie Nights)

by Obscurus Lupa | December 22, 2020

The Swan Princess went to some weird places, like Rothbart’s ghost trying to destroy Christmas and random lightsaber battles? And if you couldn’t get enough, I filmed a lot of stuff that just didn’t fit into the main review. You might find some of it funny.

2 Comments
Christmas,the swan princess

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

by Phelous | December 18, 2020

The animated adaptation of a song that doesn’t really want to do what the song says because it’d be too dark. Santa still gets away with way too much!

4 Comments
animation,Christmas

Eaton’s 1969 Christmas Catalog

by Phelous | December 14, 2020

Let’s go back and take a look at what was advertised by the Canadian department store Eaton’s for the Christmas of 1969!

4 Comments
Christmas,magazine,catalog

Simpsons Sears 1956 Christmas Catalog – MMZ

by Phelous | September 26, 2020

Lets go way back to 1956 when Sears was merged with another department store, Simpsons, in Canada. Get ready for creepy toys and terrible fashion!

3 Comments
Christmas,magazine,catalog

The Horrifying Christmas Light (Littlest Light on the Christmas Tree)

by Phelous | December 24, 2019

The Littlest Light on the Christmas Tree is an abomination. It’s also a story about people ready to change their lives because a light bulb decided to work.

6 Comments
animation,Christmas

A Karate Christmas Miracle: The Most Insane Christmas Movie Ever Made (Movie Nights)

by Obscurus Lupa | December 23, 2019

Whatever you think A Karate Christmas Miracle is, you aren’t ready.

1 Comment
Christmas,eric roberts,martin kove

Life-Size 2: The Totally Necessary Sequel to Life-Size (Movie Nights)

by Obscurus Lupa | December 18, 2019

So much of the story of Tyra Banks as a Barbie was left untold, which is why 20 years later we needed this sequel. Evequality!

2 Comments
Christmas,tyra banks,antm,america's next top model,life size

We Wish You a Turtle Christmas

by Phelous | December 13, 2019

It’s the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’s Holiday special! They forgot Splinter existed because he means nothing to them as he’s just an old nonathletic rat. It’s pretty silly.

3 Comments
Christmas,TMNT

The Sequel No One Asked For (A Very Merry Toy Store) (Movie Nights)

by Obscurus Lupa | December 23, 2018

10 years after Holiday in Handcuffs, Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez reunite as rival toy shop owners who fall in love. Peter Griffin and podracing follow.

1 Comment
Christmas,mario lopez,melissa joan hart,beth broderick

The Christmas Brigade

by Phelous | December 21, 2018

In the sequel to the Christmas Light our heroes have formed a team to enforce their holiday on all and battle the pointless Dr D! But most important of all, will they be able to dink around long enough to hit the 72 min run time?

8 Comments
animation,Christmas,3D,Santa
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