The Charmed Ones suck so bad they get put on trial. Darryl is on death row. The promo thinks this is sexy?
Phoebe is turned into a genie and Chris is surprised to find out that breaking up his parents before he was born could have negative consequences.
The Charmed Ones’ dreams come to life when they totally fail to save the Sandman from death. Leo is pregnant as an aside.
Piper is put into a coma by some fruit, so Prue and Phoebe animate a ninja toy and it goes around killing people. Neighbor Dan fetches the sodas.
When a banshee comes to town, the show finds an opportunity to put Phoebe into another sexy costume. Also, Prue becomes a dog. Featuring Cole’s Sears portrait.
When a student at Magic School summons Lady Godiva, Phoebe must annoyingly stand up against breastfeeding discrimination or something. Sexism is defeated.
Special guest 8-Bit Mickey joins us to discuss an episode with evil babies, dancing around child loss, uhhh…fetus transference?? Look it’s bad. It’s really bad.
Grandma Ghost! Dark Leo! Baby voice Halliwells! 98 Degrees! Will Chris get a Wiccaning or will the girls be mental children forever? The stakes have never been lower! Mom comes back too but that’s not important.
