Hobie wants to get a piercing. Meanwhile, CJ meets and subsequently kills an eccentric old man.
The male ego is a disease.
Logan is directing a Jaws ripoff when things go horribly wrong. By the way, Logan is a director now.
Newmie takes on a pack rat that’s stealing everyone’s stuff! Meanwhile, Cody gets gold fever and almost kills himself.
Kaye’s dead surfer friend, Stephanie’s cancer, and Caroline and Logan’s rocky relationship all compete to see which can be the most depressing plot!
The Baywatch crew goes to Hawaii in Baywatch: the Movie! Bikinis are worn. Mitch hits on people. Cliffs are fallen off of.
The show remembers Garner exists just as a convict escapes with plans to get vengeance on the people who put him away, which includes Garner, who, as I said, the show just remembered.
It’s a very special Baywatch about wheelchair accessibility, Vietnam, and Cody’s abs.
Will Mitch finally adopt Hobie 3, who we all forgot about? Meanwhile, a boat race I guess. Ryan stops by.
Mitch fights the yakuza and becomes an honorary samurai. Meanwhile, Donna takes care of jerks at the bar.
