Jordan and Macy get trapped in a purse which leaps them into Jordan’s past, Mel and Maggie meet a new member of the family, and Harry and Abigael get real chill with Fenric the Vile.
Macy faces racism in the workplace, Mel sits a lot to hide her pregnancy, and Maggie somehow can’t meet the deadline for a 30 second assignment.
The girls are trapped in an interdimensional monster prison, but I think everyone is wondering what exciting thing Kevin will do this episode.
The anagram for “solve” is “we hated this episode.”
Maggie does Flashdance, Mel apparently loves snuff videos, and Macy continues her backslide into the most boring character. Jordan is inspirational.
Yo dawg we heard you like reboots, so we put a reboot in your reboot’s reboot!
The Charmed Ones go on separate fetch quests in order to fix their screw up. Meanwhile, Jimmy is a florist, drunk old Celeste is resigned to death, and the girls argue about who gets to leave the show first. Peter joins us to mourn CarMan.
It’s the death of an icon on Charmed today. The sisters breathe a sigh of relief because it wasn’t anyone important to them. Aunt Viv has a Power Glove.
Let’s Do the Reboot Again as Charmed once more tries to revamp its image, except this time there’s a pandemic. Storylines will be hastily wrapped up. Large groups of invisible magic black market dealers won’t be seen. Mel will make dumb decisions.
In every generation there is a chosen one. He alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. He is the ice cream man.
