Hipster Torgo shows up at the house for help and Parker reveals his horrible secret…he’s got diabetes! Things have taken a turn for the worse in New Charmed.
Lucy is hit with Sub Rosa pheromone, Macy sees Miss Cleo to inquire about her origins, and Galvin takes framed photos of himself to his birthday party. Were we drunk on wine coolers watching this?
Today we give thanks for Jack of All Trades, Bruce Campbell’s adventure show where he plays football against Napoleon Bonaparte.
Why exactly are two women fighting over Galvin, a living Ambien? Just how awful is Mel? Was their mother secretly evil? And is Harry stuck in the worst episode of Quantum Leap? In the original timeline, all of these questions were answered.
Sure Angela might kill a lot of people, but what happened to women supporting women?! Also the Elders are…y’know.
Maggie wants to throw a sweet Halloween party but the Harbinger of Evil is totally throwing off her groove. Meanwhile, Macy’s lab buddies do some Halloween science and we meet the elusive sorori-lawyer. Back off, white man!
Teen Witch tells us a morality tale of a girl who just learns to be herself. Or does she?
David Hasselhoff visits the Psycho house to investigate a killer in a gorilla suit. Could custodian Norman Baines be behind this?
The women (not girls) find themselves in a Liar Liar situation. Meanwhile, we continue to dive deep into Macy’s heritage. Did their mother sell her for drug money? It’s just like Brexit.
Anthony Perkins stars in an unsold pilot about a horror writer whose dead wife rises from the grave. Comedy!