OLP: Santa’s Summer House
The director of A Talking Cat!?! made a Christmas movie with martial artists who don’t do martial arts. Also Cynthia Rothrock is Mrs. Claus!
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OLP: Goosebumps (Werewolf Skin and Attack of the Jack O’Lanterns)
Happy Halloween! A jaded child rolls his eyes at werewolves and pumpkin-headed goons chase some kids.
OLP: Yes Madam!
Cynthia Rothrock and Michelle Yeoh team up in the fight against terrible comedy.
OLP: The Legend of Billie Jean
Helen Slater makes some sort of point as a good-hearted fugitive with a great soundtrack.
OLP: Moon of the Wolf
A werewolf is killing people and the world’s worst sheriff is on the case.
OLP: Creepshow 3
A sequel that’s not only two decades after the last one, but the worst anthology I’ve ever seen? Oh boy!
OLP: Vampire Dog
In which two villains want to make an anti-wrinkle cream using vampire dog DNA and said vampire dog is Norm MacDonald.