
The Santa Clause 2: An Exercise in Mediocrity
For some reason, they decided to make The Santa Clause a franchise 8 years later. Reindeer farts!

For some reason, they decided to make The Santa Clause a franchise 8 years later. Reindeer farts!

In which Tim Allen is cursed to become Santa Claus and, uh, there’s child custody hearings?

Here’s our reviews of both Lion King remakes, which certainly happened??

In the final Halloweentown movie, they recast Marnie and added a whole bunch of other things no one asked for. Yay!

This might as well have been called Normal High.

Girl Boss Snow White sure is something.

It’s the story nobody was asking to be told, wherein Mufasa encounters some lazy dads and then fights The Bye Bye Lion.

This movie, uh…happened.


In this Mary-Kate & Ashley Triple Feature, the Olsen Twins travel through time, go to space, and, uh, drive a car.