OLP: Magic Island
It’s Magic Island, featuring mermaids, pirates, and a pizza tree!
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OLP: Peewee’s Playhouse Christmas Special
It’s a Christmas special! Time for some guest stars!
OLP: Christmas Eve on Sesame Street
Aw man, let’s hope that Cookie Monster doesn’t mess stuff up.
OLP: We Wish You a Turtle Christmas
Can you survive a half hour special of nothing but the Ninja Turtles singing?
OLP: The Hidden 2
It’s got aliens! It’s got a dude from Carnosaur! It’s a terrible sequel!
OLP: Ben & Arthur
It’s the film that dares to tackle the difficult issue of gay marriage, but with all the subtlety of a beehive in the pants. In other words, it’s hilarious!
OLP: Bloody Mary Killer
I take a trip down memory lane and revisit the first movie I reviewed, Undefeatable! That’s right, it has another cut, but can Stingray’s overacting transcend language barriers?
The Sylvester Stallone Chaos Pen: A Dramatic Reading
The actual article for the greatest pen ever conceived.
OLP: Desire
It’s a perfume-based serial killer! What’s creepier, the murders or the love interest?