This is a story about 2 birds and a talking canoe… Pocahontas also shows up and falls in love with 2 men.
Pocahontas (Golden Films)
This is a story about 2 birds and a talking canoe… Pocahontas also shows up and falls in love with 2 men.
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2:01 Isn’t it just me or does the intro theme song of this movie sound like it would be the intro theme song of a early-90’s sitcom?
2:48 “Chickenhawk gotta eat some beans!”
3:13 How long is it until we get Rule 34 art of that anthropomorphic canoe?
3:31 And also, the canoe’s voice sounds like Droopy’s voice.
3:54 Maybe the reason why the eagle is so ripped is because he must be a Hamon user.
4:32 I gotta love that Pocahontas had attempted to do Killer Queen’s famous pose but she failed miserably. Also, remember Dora the Explorer? This is her now. Feel old yet?
4:40 And for some reason, her voice sounds like the voice of Stellar/Stella Loussier from the Ocean Group’s English dub of Gundam SEED Destiny.
5:50 It’s not THAT deep for me though.
9:05 So, reviews of all of the series in Sunrise’s and Takara’s Brave franchise confirmed?!
9:20 Still a better love story than Twilight……
11:10 Why do most of the adult male Native Americans/American Indians/First Americans/whatever in this movie have the same face as the Creeper from Scooby-Doo?
12:30 “CLOCK UP!”
14:28 “Golden Films Pocahontas: A FAMILY Picture!”
15:05 I was once a fellow cringelord but then, I took an arrow to the bird.
15:27 *John Smith promptly shuts door on Pocahontas*
18:25 Oh, he’s wearing a Hatsune Miku t-shirt!
20:44 And so, the anthropomorphic canoe was presumably chopped to scraps right after the events of this movie……
Huh. You know how in Loony Toons the chicken hawk often didn’t know what a chicken was? It’s surprising that this one didn’t have the same problem since CHICKENS AREN’T NATIVE TO THE AMERICAS! Closest European settlement to Jamestown that would actually have chickens would be…St. Augustine, Florida. That’s only about 600 miles away, totally reasonable for that annoyance to have spent all morning down there and then just breeze up to Virginia.
Also, nice job on all the racist caricature noses. Oh, but they also gave the same nose to one white guy, so I guess it’s okay.
Why do you keep doing this, Cam Clarke? Is it the money? It can’t be that much, it’s GOLDEN FILMS; they can’t even pay their animators to make mouths move during conversation.
Given all of the things that exist with no explanation and plot points and occurrences that go absolutely nowhere and/or didn’t need to be featured in the first place, a better title for this would be “Stuff: The Animated Movie”.
It sounds like a Ninja Turtle is singing the theme song.
Little Fluffy Wing looks more like a Golden Parakeet than a Chickenhawk. All you have to do is change the pink wings to green.
Oh joy… Spongeboat Oarpants.
“RaaaAAAAAAID????” ::asplode::
Those birds should find better things to do with their time, like fly into freshly cleaned windows or watch people eat frozen vegetables.
Her boots were sentient & grew up with her.
Oh hai ChaosD1.
Wow, that romance twist would be like if Andrew Lloyd Webber had made Christine dump Raol for Erik in Phantom of the Opera because he preferred that ship over the canon one from the book.
Glad Wabuu is your official co-host now, but does that mean Old Man is gone for good?
Also, I don’t know how I feel about ChaosD1 rocking the neckbeard.
[STAND NAME] [Fly Like An Eagle]
[STAND MASTER] Pocahontas
Sooner or later one of these movies is going to cast Cam Clarke as a character who isn’t an irritating tool or a perv…. Right?
So… death does exist in this universe. The Jonh Rolf and that warrior who got shot by Rodan are dead. But those annoying birds, the stupid canoe and the actual villains all survived. Yeah, I see the logic in that. Honestly, this probably one of the worst Golden Films out there. Even by plot alone it’s beyond inept.
Also, nice job on failing at one f the easiest jokes in the books, birds. Seriously, in what language “Pocahontas” even remotely sounds like someone is sneezing? They could’ve put some thought into it and played with the actual meaning of the name, but nah, too much work, we’re too busy not animating our movie properly.
Have to agree with Phelous: this movie really would’ve benefited from Waboo. Or the Dingo quality standards in general. How sad is that?
Pocahontas have a hard time concentrating due to spring, Vivaldi starts playing “Spring” off-screen. That made me laugh.