Snow White sure does love poison, almost as much as the magic mirror loves ratting out that she’s still alive to the Evil Queen.
Snow White (Goodtimes)
Snow White sure does love poison, almost as much as the magic mirror loves ratting out that she’s still alive to the Evil Queen.
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“Giving them the gift of love and all the pleasures in it”
So, apparently Snow White is putting up online ads for GFE now. ‘Kay.
That or this is the porn version of Snow White.
Mmmh I don’t why but it feels like Phelan has been watching a lot of Beast Wars.
Maybe a review is brewing. 😀
All ready brewed. It’s on my Patreon.
Based on her assassination skills, I’m assuming that after being pulled into the mirror world the Queen became Mortal Kombat Conquest Mileena,
Yeah, this is a good example of why it’s not always best for an adaptation to be 100% true to the source material. The time spent on botched murder attempts would have been better spent developing the characters; maybe give Snow White and the prince a few more scenes together so the ending doesn’t come completely out of nowhere and also come off as super creepy.
Yes! A Snow White knock off. If my memory isn’t ruined I’d say this is a first.
Why do we love to watch Phelan tear apart bad animated movie and toy knock offs?
I’d like to see some more live action mockbusters riffed Phelous style as well.
So the mirror plays 7th Guest music.
How do we know the mirror didn’t always find Snow White hot, just not first place hot? Then it wasn’t until the Queen aged and dropped in looks that it became evident.
Wasn’t 14 like middle age in the time period this story is set?
The Queen disguises herself as an old peddler. Not old peddlers disguised as the queen. For the the joke to work wouldn’t it be Peddler Wars, Old Queen In Disguise?
I have never understood the Imogen Heap joke.
Maybe the objects weren’t originally transformed animals. I’m starting to think the one dwarf is cursed and that just happens any time he throws something on the ground.
Guess lifting Snow White onto the platform wasn’t enough to dislodge the apple piece.
I certainly hope that you’re not suggesting that you have a better understanding of jokes than Phelous does, because your current track record (zero funny jokes told at last count) would suggest something different. You have to love the irony of TheSKARD1 passing judgement on another human being’s talent. That’s like Fat Albert telling you that you could stand to lose some weight.
I missed you too, Goldstar. I’m sure you’re right and it’s the juxtaposition of expectation that makes the Queen Wars joke funny. I just wasn’t thinking about it that way.
On a side note I’ve been having difficulty with the reCAPTCH log in. It kept telling to identify street signs when all it would show me are billboards.
And your streak of worthless comments continues!
I am far more consistent than most people.
The Imogen Heap joke is a long-running gag from one of Phelan’s oldest reviews (Funny Games, 2008), which was a parody of an O.C. meme from 2007. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dear-sister-parodies-mmm-whatcha-say
Her design & the box cover is actually pretty damn close to Filmation’s Happily Ever After, which is possibly the most nauseating thing Filmation has ever made. Not sure which movie is older.
Loved the Windows 10 BSOD joke. Got my first blues creen day 2 cuz it didn’t like my AMD card….in a rig that the card & the OS both came installed with.
“Snow White had never seen a house like this.” Half expected to hear PawDugan make a King’s Quest joke after that.
Mining & smelting are two of the most Dwarf-like things a Dwarf can do….Even if they are really just garden Gnomes.
I wish the prince would make up his mind on whether his hair is brown or black.
Snow White was the kind of baby who sucked on Tide pods, chased the dog near the deep end of the pool, & played with forks near electric sockets.
0:00 Goodtimes Jet Lag sounds like a good name for a band.
0:24 Oh, it sounds like Lacus Clyne is singing the theme song again…..
0:52 So, I guess she’s like a reverse Michael Jackson with her skin color then?
1:55 Remember Daphne from Scooby-Doo? This is her now. Feel old yet?
2:21 The Good and Noble Queen? That name is so original…… Also, what’s the deal with fairy tale adaptations and dead mothers? I imagine the main characters’ Mother’s Day looking like how we saw the Disney characters celebrate it in one Robot Chicken sketch.
2:25 ….and wheezing, which is basically just the evolution of coughing….
2:36 and can apparently summon the ghost of those lips from the old Dairy Queen commercials at will.
3:02 That’s some pretty weird Jutsu right here….
3:15 The Good King? How did those parents even get those names? Were those nicknames or their family’s last name?
3:23 I honestly never knew that the Evil Queen collected mirrors as her hobby……
3:28 I 100% bet that the Evil Queen uses an internet browser on her Magic Mirror.
3:47 But Magic Mirror ME didn’t have that BSoD. Magic Mirror 10 has it. Magic Mirror 10 is actually pretty decent if you install LookAway10 and Classic Glass on it but it really pales in comparison to Magic Mirror XP and Magic Mirror 7 though.
3:55 and 4:03 Oh my gosh, the Evil Queen and Snow White look like they are about to turn Super Saiyan in those scenes!
5:20 Or those just could be Shiny Eevee that tried to evolve into Umbreon but failed miserably….
5:46 Wow. Snow White sure befriends people faster than Nanoha Takamachi does. Also, I’ve noticed that Snow White in this movie looks like a recolor of Princess Odette from The Swan Princess. Knocking off two movies in one mockbuster, I guess?
6:15 It looks like should it be named the Forest of Rejected Digimon to me.
7:19 And the prince looks a bit like Prince Derek (also from The Swan Princess but he looks like he’s wearing something that sort of resembles Yuuno Scrya’s mage outfit from Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha instead even though this movie came out about 10 years before MGLN did) as well. Was this movie originally going to be a mockbuster of The Swan Princess instead? Thank Arceus that this mockbuster didn’t get lots of unnecessary terrible CGI sequels like TSP did though.
9:29 I guess in this universe, the dwarves are a Power Ranger/Super Sentai team.
10:02 I’m surprised that you didn’t use a sound clip of Naruto saying “Believe it!” in that scene……
11:05 Columbia Pictures Sunburst logo spotted!
11:40 Evil Queen: Omae wa mou shinderu. (You are already dead.)
Snow White: NANI?! (WHAT?!)
12:21 Wow. Now Goodtimes not only ripped off Snow White and The Swan Princess with this movie but they also ripped off The Bible as well! It’s a Triple Knock-Off!
12:55 Snow White is apparently so beautiful that even stars come down from space to see her beauty!
13:07 Miss Mavilda: “YOU’RE FIRED!”
14:25 You know that Old Man is evil when he looks like a Great Value version of Emperor Palipitine (or whatever he’s spelled).
17:07 “Spider-Comb Spider-Comb Does everything that a spider can”
18:40 “And you now have the power to turn Super Lovely…..”
18:57 Top 10 Saddest Anime Funerals
20:44 Is this a Kirby reference?