13 Comments

  • Dmitry Kurushin
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 38

    Wow, this dub is garbage even by Dingo standards (apparently they exist, I know, didn’t believe at first either).

    That awkward moment, when it feels like Phelous put more time and effort into making this review, than the entire East West crew (all 2 of them) combined!

    Also, I probably should’ve done written this, when he reviewed the Wabuu’s movie, but better late than never. Is there a possibility that there is a version of this world where East West dubs don’t exist? Like, in an alternate timeline Dingo forgot to sell them and since Phelous already reviewed the Countryside bears, he decided: “Well, not putting myself through this torture again” and there were three Dingo movies that he didn’t review. So maybe, just maybe, I swear I’m not crazy — then his fans funded and researched a way to go back in time, as well as breed the most incompetent dubs actors in the world. Then they sent them to 1990’s so that they could dubs the movies and Phelous would have to review them!

    Or maybe Dingo are simply wanted to pay as little as possible, and East West is just the worst dub company in the world. But I still think my version makes more sense

  • Spike
    Spike
    I'm on a post!
    Comments: 241

    No… no no no… nononono, noooooope….. sorry I got to 7:30 in this video and the movie is so bad, the voice acting to boring and the video so completely amateurish that, yet again, I find myself in the position of not being physically or mentally capable of watching one of your Dingo reviews. The last few times I’ve tried, I can feel my brain deflating and dribbling out of my ears.

    I’m sorry, you’re a really funny guy and I enjoy the vast majority of your reviews, but a half an hour review of ANY Dingo picture is like making a video review of burnt, carbonated toast that somebody sloppily buttered using only their dirty fingers, dropped on the floor and stepped on by accident, which they then put on a grubby plate tried to serve to customers in a restaurant. It doesn’t matter how good a reviewer one might be, or how funny the snarky remarks, the subject matter just doesn’t feel worth it.

    I look forward to whatever you look at next… with any luck not another Dingo picture, or at least not something dubbed by East-West.

    • rodro
      rodro
      Just might make the CUT
      Comments: 48

      Be warned: he announced that he’ll do Animal Soccer World after reaching 100k subs, and he’s at 90k. It’s another dub horror.

    • Ry-Guy
      Ry-Guy
      NewbieDotCom.Com
      Comments: 14

      Sadly I agree. Phelous is awesome and funny, but sometimes you just can’t shine a turd and expect gold.

    • likalaruku
      likalaruku
      Completely Useless Now
      Comments: 844

      Not for me. I haven’t laughed this hard at a Dingo Review since Hunchback. I’ll might even rewatch this tonight.

      Love the review length, but it must have been a sweet pain in the ass to edit.

  • Jon Protagonist
    Jon Protagonist
    The Fuct of Pepsiman
    Comments: 237

    It…cannot…be!

    Haven’t even watched the video yet but the Genie’s design has guaranteed nightmares already.

    Saved the worst Aladdin for last, did you?

  • SummerLadyDresden
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 19

    I think part of my soul died from watching that abomination.

  • Marvelfan211
    Marvelfan211
    Prodigy Pet Gym Leader
    Comments: 126

    Thanks so much for suffering through this, Phelous. I really enjoyed it, especially the Wabuu genie.

     

    Super hyped for Animal Soccer World!

  • mpalenik
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 11

    We had a pretty good run with my version of the theme song, for about 2 years (I was surprised to see that you used the turtles one, too, recently!).  But I like the new one.

    Also, why do I have an IMDB credit for doing music for your show?  This isn’t a real show.  And why is the credit just for The Little Mermaid episode?

    • Phelous
      Phelous
      Administrator
      Comments: 614

      Yeah, just like to change it up after a couple years or so. Thanks again for making the Spectre version! I plan to use the turtles one again.

      I don’t know, there’s a lot of odd IMDB credits, heh.

  • Kooshmeister
    Kooshmeister
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 108

    I love you to bits, Phelous, but I couldn’t make it through this one…

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 844

    Wow, I’ve been off the internet long enough to have to go back to April posts. Looks like Allison has a lot of good stuff too.

    Wooo…. I didn’t think anything could make the “at home with the family” dubb of Chaos Wars look good by comparison.

    “I didn’t know…You knew….So much nice poopholes.” XD

    Take a shot every time two characters talk for the wrong character.

    “These are not bullets of glass, but they… these are diamonds.” Even though he was eating them in the came.

    New end-theme remix, nice.