Baywatching: Baja Run Obscurus Lupa | April 12, 2017 Cort wants Mitch to join him in a dune buggy race! Meanwhile, Caroline doesn’t wear a bra. Baywatch,david hasselhoff,david charvet,alexandra paul,yasmine bleeth,john allen nelson,jaason simmons
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LOL. I can’t believe that some “Mean Girls” stuff was happening behind the scenes of Baywatch with the dudes. What the heck?
I just found out that someone who is going to be more famous in June was on Baywatch- only like 4 Seasons ahead.
It must be tempting to cover it ahead of schedule. 🙂
I’ve been a fan of yours ever since your early days reviewing the Witchcraft titles. I’ve enjoyed your humour and fair approach to media—your review of Ben and Arthur springs to mind; mindful handling of potentially controversial and sensitive content. I was on your side when you spoke up against Spoony when made the rape jokes to a rape victim on twitter. I thought your Evil Dead singing review was thoughtful and even brave.
So, it’s with a genuinely heavy heart that I have to stop supporting your content and listening/advocating you.
I don’t want to get too personal, but in a hundred years I honestly think that Donald Trump will be remembered as a folk hero. And no, I’m not the deer-hunting cap-wearing Bible-thumping redneck the media constantly, unceasingly portrays Trump supporters as.
But for you to call him—what was it— a “pile of excrement,” and a “human embodiment of a dumpster fire” echoes the same hurt and slander you’ve endured as a youtube personality. The ‘demons’ you sang about in your Evil Dead review. It is insensitive and short-sighted on your part, not to mention unfortunate. Why polarize your audience in a country that is already polarized? Are you an expert on any of these issues, and even if you are, is a “Baywatching” review really the right place for your views on them? The 100th day of Trump’s presidency will be April 29, 2017— can you say for sure you won’t be eating your unfortunate and ugly words? No, of course you can’t.
I’m no bigot/racist/sexist. Just a former fan who now has to say bye forever.
The man was literally recorded bragging about raping women, mocking a disabled reporter, employs literal Nazis, has no respect for women or the LGBT community, doesn’t believe in global warming, and is responsible for actual human deaths. If you support him, you are indeed a bigot/racist/sexist, or that wasn’t a deal-breaker for you, in which case, I got no respect for you. So, bye forever is pretty much the best news I could hear from you.
Wait, is this said for real? Putting apeacefulman’s childish reaction aside, voting for Trump automatically makes you a bigot/sexist/racist/whatever-ist now? Do we have to go that low over today’s politics?
Voting for a PoS doesn’t necessarily make you a PoS, but I have to question the mentality of “I know he’s a PoS, but I still voted for him”. That’s actually more baffling to me than someone who voted for him because they actually believed that he would be a good choice. If Trump’s being a PoS didn’t sway you from voted from him then what would have? A candidate being a PoS is usually a deal breaker for most people. I get the desire to poke Washington in the eye, but electing a PoS into the White House hurts EVERYONE, not just the political fat cats.
Also having to pay a $25 million settlement in a fraud case for a fake university, stating “Mexicans are rapists,” wanting to build a wall “to keep Mexicans out of America”, supporting legislation opposing women’s right’s and women’s health, a vice president that believes in conversion therapy for LGBTQ, policies that treat the environment as a commodity, admitted on public television that he doesn’t pay his taxes, the Muslim-Ban, cabinet members stating: “We are fighting WWIII against Islam,” coining the term “Artificial Facts”, multiple bankruptcies, being investigated by the FBI for conspiring with Russia, the bromance with Putin, a war with objective reality — if voting for someone who condones these actions is not a willful act of bigotry with a hearty endorsement of white male supremacy, I don’t know what is. It’s about as convincing as if someone says “I don’t like the racism of NeoNazis but I certainly appreciate what they’re doing for the community!”
Actually, it’s worse!
They coined the term “Alternative” facts. Artificial facts at least implies that they know they’re lies. Alternative facts, to be, has an infinitely more weasly, squirmy, gross attitude towards it.
“In a hundred years I honestly think that Donald Trump will be remembered as a folk hero.”
“Trump’s presidency will be April 29, 2017— can you say for sure you won’t be eating your unfortunate and ugly words? No, of course you can’t.”
Judging by what we’ve witnessed so far, I’d say it’s a safe bet Allison won’t have to eat anything. Good luck with that dream.
“In a hundred years I honestly think that Donald Trump will be remembered as a folk hero. ”
AAAAAAA-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
-Oh, wait, you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder.
BWAAAAAAAAAA-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
“The 100th day of Trump’s presidency will be April 29, 2017— can you say for sure you won’t be eating your unfortunate and ugly words? No, of course you can’t.”
Eh, the man’s been an ass-clown who’s done nothing but embarrass himself and America for going on 71 years now, and at this point it doesn’t look like he’s going to magically stop being an embarrassing ass-clown by the end of the month, so I’d say it’s a safe bet that Allison won’t have to eat anything (aside from usual requirements for daily sustenance, of course). There’s something *you” can eat as far as I’m concerned, but I’m too much of a gentleman to use those kinds of words in a public repast.
(Apologies for the double post. There was supposed to be an image there originally, but I haven’t quite figured out how that works here.)
apeacefulman, sure… The username equivalent of “I’m not racist, but”. We’re terribly sorry the fact you’re deluded enough to refuse to acknowledge the various heinous and terrible things he’s said and done has caused you to be offended by us calling him mean names for being a bigoted twat. Actually, we’re not sorry, fuck off. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
Ultimate thin skinned right wing Trump zombie snowflake…really? This is how you react to the most tame criticism of your apparent cult leader?
Let me throw out a quick, personal comparison: Remember when Clint Eastwood gave his empty chair speech and attacked President Obama with a near madness at the RNC? Did I stop watching Clint Eastwood movies or declare the films he’s directed or acted in that I liked no longer worth watching?
NO! I accepted the fact that his politics are wacky in my opinion, and moved on.
For people that complain about the “Hollywood Left”, you republicans sure love to vote for celebrities, and you seem really intolerant of actors who identify as liberals while nobody seems to be boycotting Eastwood or Schwarzenegger films that I’m aware of.
Assuming that this is real (given how hard it is to tell these days):
I think she was rather polite and restrained regarding her assessment of the walking human rights violation currently setting fire to environmental, consumer, workplace, and civil protections. The failed “businessman” who has decided to put that old conservative screed of “run government like a business” into action, despite being the absolute worst person to pursue such a course given his history of multiple bankruptcies including somehow losing money on a casino. The goddamn fascist traitor coward. Yes, she was far too polite and restrained regarding such a person, or indeed the kind of person who would support him.
Did you seriously create an account just to post that? Seems kind of a waste.
I like all the failed music careers in this episode. David Hasselhoff was friends with the OJ and the President? Ew. Gross. Get some new friends dude.
The Hoff, OJ and The Donald are all friends because of course they are.
Without a doubt, the saddest thing about Trump supporters (aside from how short sighted and delusional they are) is that most of them are just as incredibly thin skinned as their orange messiah. They go into this drama queen act whenever someone dares to criticize their lying, sexist, woman groping god. Seriously, if you guys are OK with voting for a man who lies constantly, is incapable of opening his mouth without insulting someone, hasn’t done a damn thing to benefit our nation, has cheated on all three of his wives (and has allegedly beaten one of them) and has more negatives than any U.S. Presidential candidate ever polled, you should be able to handle a few jokes and remarks at the man’s expense. Respect is earned, not given, and DT has done absolutely zero to earn the respect of the American people (at least this American person).
If you can’t stand to listen to someone criticize your Cheeto-In-Chief for the piss poor job he’s doing as POTUS, then I suggest that you turn off your TV and don’t go on the internet for the remainder of the year (which is about as long as I give his joke of a presidency), because it’s not going to be an enjoyable time for you.
BTW, the Twin Peaks theme is by Angelo Badalamente.
Sorry, Baywatch, you are no Avatar. Now THAT’S a show that can make a running joke about blindness actually work.
Yasmine Bleeth, Donald Trump and I all share a birthday…June 14th. Also, Steffi Graf, Boy George, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Marla Gibbs from the Jeffersons and 227, and Che Guavara. Just thought I’d super impress everyone with my lineup of birthday kin.