• Edmond Dantes
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 48

    Wow, I’m the first commenter?  Awesome!

    Hey, if you ever run across one, review a bootleg combiner (I remember you mentioning a bootleg Devastator once?)

    Still waiting on a bootleg Voltron too.

    These plastic dolls make me feel dirty and that’s even before they get undressed….

  • Alex C.
    Alex C.
    Comments: 151

    Slenderman would KILL for a pair of legs like that.

  • Anno Nimus
    Anno Nimus
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 84

    Man, those stick legs though. That’s some Silent Hill shit right there.

  • likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 934

    Wow…Those feet are so deformed, they might as well have been designed by Rob Liefeld.

    OMG…Those legs XD Are they ripping off Barbie or Betty Spaghetty?

    & thus Phelan created Lovely Patsy’s first & last creepypasta.

  • Spike
    I'm on a post!
    Comments: 241

    Sometimes, bootleggers can get hilarious with how awful or bizarre their toys can be.
    Other times, they can just be really lazy and lame.
    This is clearly the latter.

  • Xane
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    Might have been interesting to find out if the shoes fit original Barbies

  • CyborgPrince
    Fighting Steffi Love
    Comments: 172

    When you remove the heads of the dolls, they kind of look like literal dickheads. It gives kind of a creepy vibe too, though maybe that was helped by the music you added.

    In fact, with the long, deformed legs they have, you could create some freaky Silent Hill creatures when you remove the heads and just have them naked.