Between Duran Duran’s Ordinary World in this episode and Tears for Fears Elemental in an episode earlier this season, does that cancel out two horrible songs from Hasslehoff and Hobie, or is the suck simply too great to overcome with competent 90s pop?
For a boring episode, this was a funny video. Old man will not be remembered or missed, just vaguely recollected…as he lived.
Did Old Man Lifeguard have a cane before? It seems like he became enfeebled for this episode.
“Looks like the mustard came off those hotdogs.” Whaaaa? Baywatch needs more food analogies. Mainly ones about meat. But they should only be said by Mitch.
The sad thing is, I honestly believe most of Summer’s lunches were lemonade and ketchup. Ronald Reagan did have it declared a vegetable so it’s healthy!
Yeah, he had a cane starting with his first appearances back in season two. I never quite understood why he was around as a lieutenant/captain as he couldn’t ever really do anything except stand around and make jokes and give poor advice. At least with Stephanie you can see they’re going for hotness factor. Ben…nobody ever wanted to see him rescue someone.
I love the subtitles bit, it really does sound like that, ahaha XD
Unless… wait was that his actual dialogue? I’m not entirely unconvinced given the no-retakes quick-script contract arrangement thing they had with this show.
Goodbye, lifeguard Old man. We barely acknowledged your existence.
At least the actor playing Life Guard Old Man won an Oscar, which is more than anyone else on Baywatch will ever do. He also fought green alien cyclops tentacle monsters on a space station in the glorious, hilarious 1968 science-fiction/horror movie The Green Slime.
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So doesn’t that make Mitch the oldest lifeguard on the beach now? 20 bucks says this causes him to become even more competitive and petty than he was.
Numie might be older, but Numie simply appears when awesome is needed. He’s like the wind.
Between Duran Duran’s Ordinary World in this episode and Tears for Fears Elemental in an episode earlier this season, does that cancel out two horrible songs from Hasslehoff and Hobie, or is the suck simply too great to overcome with competent 90s pop?
For a boring episode, this was a funny video. Old man will not be remembered or missed, just vaguely recollected…as he lived.
Did Old Man Lifeguard have a cane before? It seems like he became enfeebled for this episode.
“Looks like the mustard came off those hotdogs.” Whaaaa? Baywatch needs more food analogies. Mainly ones about meat. But they should only be said by Mitch.
The sad thing is, I honestly believe most of Summer’s lunches were lemonade and ketchup. Ronald Reagan did have it declared a vegetable so it’s healthy!
Joyous! Old people fight!
Yeah, he had a cane starting with his first appearances back in season two. I never quite understood why he was around as a lieutenant/captain as he couldn’t ever really do anything except stand around and make jokes and give poor advice. At least with Stephanie you can see they’re going for hotness factor. Ben…nobody ever wanted to see him rescue someone.
Not Lifeguard Old Man! He was the most important character on Baywatch! Remember when he said that one thing that one time?! Amazing!
Lifeguard Old Man: Did anyone even care?
I love the subtitles bit, it really does sound like that, ahaha XD
Unless… wait was that his actual dialogue? I’m not entirely unconvinced given the no-retakes quick-script contract arrangement thing they had with this show.
Goodbye, lifeguard Old man. We barely acknowledged your existence.
Life Guard old man will always be in my heart… I still think of how old he is.
Old people fights are the best.
I’m ashamed Mitch never said ‘NOT MINE’ when he saw the pregnant woman.
Mitch is an asshole to Old man with his ‘pick me up’ speech.
At least the actor playing Life Guard Old Man won an Oscar, which is more than anyone else on Baywatch will ever do. He also fought green alien cyclops tentacle monsters on a space station in the glorious, hilarious 1968 science-fiction/horror movie The Green Slime.