The FUCT of Pepsiman!? As if that wasn’t ridiculous enough this Pepsi man has cola smelling action!
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The FUCT of Pepsiman!? As if that wasn’t ridiculous enough this Pepsi man has cola smelling action!
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Hail
HydraCoke!You surely mean hail cobra?
Before watching, I predict some kind of reference to Pepsi Convoy!
And now, I hope to god there’s some kind of sequel!
You know, you could totally have a show comprised entirely of the interactions between all your figures, and I would watch it. So would many others.
The Pepsi brothers need rivals.
For Pepsi Prime, you have your choice between these two:
http://images.bidorbuy.co.za/user_images/267/796267/796267_140324151643_13179.jpg
http://www.instappraisal.com/sites/instappraisal/files/appraisal_images/Open%20%26%20Closed_0.jpg
Pepsiman, however, will have to make do with either Max Headroom or Dale Earnhardt.
http://www.smalltownmusic.com/ebay/05-22-2011/max_headroom/1.jpg
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTAzNVgxMDg5/z/eNUAAOSwa-dWppmz/$_1.JPG?set_id=880000500F
Those all look amazing.
Oh, and don’t forget about his trusty sidekick, Lay’sBoy and all the other members of the Justice League of PepsiCo:
Mountain DewMan
Don Rito
Tropic Anna
Gatorade Gator
Aquafina Dolphin
Brisk
Bubly
Sierra Mist (AKA. Mist Twist)
Ruffles
Tost Tito
F. Rito (the brother of Don Rito)
Rold Gold
Chester Cheetah
Cracker Jack
Smart Freud
Fung Yun
Sun Chip
and lots of others
Now you should totally get a hold of the Pepsiman video game for Playstation and review it.
All of my yes.
Agreed.
I love (ironically) all those shameless food tie-in games like Chester Cheetah, Mc Kids, Cool Spot and Yo Noid!
They so perfectly reflect the callous junk food culture of their time.
What makes it better is the video game Japan made for this guy.
That was… bizarre.
Pepsi Man, the guy with the ultimate poker face.
Hey Phelous, in this video you can discover why your Pepsiman is cola version, there is a normal one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pixqh4L6oQ8
There’s actually 3 of them.
Wow, he even comes with his own bling. Honestly, he looks more like a basketball player than a snowboarder.
It looks like either the Silver Surfer or Iceman dun sold out. Turning Pepsinese, I think he’s turning Pepsinese, I really think so.
This toy is seriously Fuct Of.
I think it needs more Schwaaaa.
Blue Pepsiman looks like the one from the video game, which seems to have become a cult classic, like 7up’s “Cool Spot.”
“Cola Version” probably just means he’s not the red striped or blue suited model.
Too bad these didn’t come out 4 or 6 years earlier; I would have loved Crystal Pepsiman.
I could tell where the end skit was going with the Coke gag, but I still laughed hard. That’s the power of Phelous’ weird-ass delivery.
-Also, I expect an update Evil Stick style to explain the origin of the term “fuct”.
Needs more Baltard.
Everyone knows Baltard drinks Tab. ^_~
Hahaha X’D
The guy has starred in hilarious commercials and a game as well.
Also, kinda off-topic, but I wondered if you ever saw this little Mortal Kombat gem (speaking of which, I’m kinda surprised by lack of MK figures on this show or Bootleg Zone):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIs5NwTkIO0
Behold more Pepsi Man Swag!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_9SsX7HJhE
Pepsiman is seriously creepy now that I look at him. No facial features except for a gaping mouth… Nightmare fuel right there.
Smells like Pepsi… not much different from the Strong Bad figure that smells like hotcakes. Or the one that smells like peanut.
Fuct up. There, just had to say that.
I can’t help but imagine he was bitten by a radioactive Pepsi and transformed into Pepsi Man X’D
Now he’s radioactive!! THAT CAN’T BE GOOD!!!!
I’m pretty sure “fuct” is a weird attempt at combining “fun” and “fact.” Hence the blurb, “This is not fact!” The obvious followup being “It’s fuct.”
Could be a strange translation error. In swedish, “fukt” means moisture. Since english is a hybrid language it is possible they might have used some local dialect somewhere where they use “fuct” instead of “moisture”. A wild speculation but it’s something.
All made of smelly parts?
Jesus… I am surprised the figure didn’t stink.
The hero we all really didn’t know we needed all along…………