never will do crowdfunding again …. unless it might work ….. stay tuned for uwe’s bolls real avengers ….
Uwe Boll Rant Parody
never will do crowdfunding again …. unless it might work ….. stay tuned for uwe’s bolls real avengers ….
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Brilliant! đ
*hides in the medieval crowd and starts clapping… with a visible wristwatch*
I just heard about Uwe Boll-Shit’s rant, where he also bitches about Harry Potter and Angelina Jole. And fuck my donkey, I love this parody. You’re the best, Phelous.
So, you ready to put your gloves on and fight Uwe Boll? I bet he’s gonna challenge you if he sees this. Â Awesome video!
I swear, having even more of his films get released is eventually going to give us all Irritable Boll Syndrome. this is exactly the kind of response I was waiting to see. after watching the IGN news report about it, I knew I had to see you respond to it in some way shape or form. and you picked the flawless way to do it. once again, you never cease to amaze me Phelous.
Did he really do this? I guess he is trying to stay relevant – he must not be getting any more money from the german government as he hasn’t directed anything in years, to my knowledge.
The Germans closed off the tax-loss loopholes his investors used back in the day.
Wait, an Avengers movie done by Ewe Boll with Rayne, Farmer and Curreon in it, that would be awesomely bad. Just to make it better, add in Siro to, since Siro is the greaterest characterest character to exist in like ever, like fo realzies.
I had no idea Boll was trying to be relevant or was even trying to film again, yet I dont see him getting any serious funding. That is unless if people want a bad movie to riff and review again. Granted I have seen most of Bolls films on SyFy, but I would never pay to see them anywhere even on DVD, I would rather buy Foodfight and actually found that in a DVD bin and almost thought about buying that for the laughs and riffing possibilities. Dammit, why do I like bad movies so much?
bolly bowl is completely useless now EEEEEEHHHHH
hey phelous this is great and all but i hope youre not counting it as this month’s entry of ‘phelous and the movies.’Â đ
Uwe Boll’s Real Avengers, with Blubberella as The Hulk! Get it?!? It’s funny becau–CURRIEN
the incredible bulk?
It’s funny, at first I was like, HA! Uwe Boll would say something that stupid.. Then I looked up news about Uw Boll and he actually did say all this.. What the actual fuck?
I watched some of his rants. So, George Clooney brought attention to the Darfur genocide, but he can fuck himself because Boll is better? What kind of logic is that?
Rampage 2 was a horrible crude, offensive mess. I know he’s done some decent stuff, but this guy is a fucking joke now. He’s gone rotten. Frank Miller rotten, but in the opposite political direction.
Good job Phelous on parodying him, though your parody was in no way an exaggeration.
I had to watch this two times in a row. Made me laugh so hard! Boll really is a magical being…
Love this video, also: Please please please please PLEASE do Golden films’ Hunchback of Notre Dame
Oh, he already did! ^_^
Aw, how cute. Wittul Uwe thinks he’s ever been a real filmmaker instead of a walking, (kind-of) talking tax loophole.
You should review Assault on Wall Street.
Well, since Josh Hadley kinda likes Boll, & I’m assuming he didn’t know about this Kickstarter since he never brought it up, so then Boll can’t have done a very good job advertising it, so he should really be mad at himself. Seriously, this is the first I’ve heard of it.
IÂ wonder what it would sound like if Boll talked to Tommy Wiseau for 5 minutes.
Perish the thought!
If those two schmucks would talk to each other they would probably unleash unspeakable horrors from beyond, destroy the universe or… *gulp* make a movie together!
Oh, the possibilities…..What if Boll directed The Room? What if Wisseau was the star of all of Boll’s early movies? What if Micheal Bay codirected?
This was the first possibility that came to my mind:
Boll: *slurp slurp* Ahm drinking mah Milkshake right now, so thats ze noize.
Wiseau: Ahahaha, what a Story, Uwe!
Bay: *big explosion in pointless slooooooow-moooootiooooon!*
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN ANTI-MOVIE!
All the children: Captain Anti-Movie, he’s our hero, takes the metacritic score down to Zero!
I guess I should stop thinking about this. I’m quite scared what else those three could do… *shudder shudder*
I thought the real Avengers was with Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman.
And this needed more of the singing cat.