Gary Busey turns into a cookie. Merry Gingerbreadmas Butthorns!
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What’s next, Rob Schneider as a carrot?
DEAR GODS! TRUE HORROR!
Why Phelous, a new review posted on my birthday? You shouldn’t have….
no really, you shouldn’t have because you suck! HAHAHAHAHA!
I was hoping you’d do this one.
Dammit, Phelous! Why’d you have to eat a cookie with such high blood-sugar?
Now you’ve caught diabetes. I sure hope it was worth it. *sigh*
If you don’t do a Ninja Turtles Christmas like you fake started to do in the Garfield Halloween special, then…
I was hoping that it didn’t actually require the combination of ashes, blood, electricity, and human shape to live, and that in fact some of those things cursed it or modified it (possibly changing its temperament as well). For example, maybe now it needs that extra thing to survive, or maybe instead it’s harmed by that thing (like maybe feeding it a different guy’s ashes will give it a new personality); or maybe it’s possible to kill Gingerdead Man by decapitation only because he’s human shaped.
Aw, man! Two Phelous Horror movie reviews in a row? It really is Christmas! :3
Hey phelous you know there’s two sequels to this right are you planning on doing them next year around Christmas?
I get that this flick is most likely labeled as a comedy-horror given the setting, but the comedy from what little there is from Busey Cookie and the other characters falls flat on its face. The horror also has to be very convenient (brain-dead incompetent characters, main character works at a bakery, etc) to help Busey Cookie be at least SOMETHING of the next movie slasher/killer/monster.
Next we need Bill Cosby as an apple.
Glad they went with the puppet. Puppetry tends to age pretty well. CG? Not so much.
As a rodent lover, I gotta love it when movies contains footage of a pet rats in their scenes trying to pass them off as vermin.
“Alright, the script calls for a rat in some blackmail footage for a bakery.”
“My daughter has a pet rat with a coloration completely nonexistent in wild rats. Will that work?”
“Probably. Let me take a few more hits of this bong and then it’s back to this piece of shit.”