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  • DancingmadRB3
    DancingmadRB3
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 13

    can describe my feeloings on this one…

     

    sweet mama….

  • Earthbound_X
    Earthbound_X
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 31

    Things like this, and the Titanic kids cartoon movies make me think, are we gonna have the same thing for 9/11 in 50-100 years?

     

    “It wasn’t terrorists with planes that blew up the towers and killed thousands of people! It was giant evil talking bats!!!”

    • likalaruku
      likalaruku
      Completely Useless Now
      Comments: 935

      The only reason anyone remember the Titanic is because movies were made. If 9/11 gets no movies, no one will remember it in 100 years.

      Sure this toy is in bad taste, but who’s still alive to be offended by it? The Titanic didn’t even make the “top 10 most lives lost on a sinking ship” list. Of course, countries that don’t speak English wouldn’t have mentioned the Titanic disaster in history class, so most of the world just thinks it’s a ship from a Leonardeo DeCaprio movie.

      Speaking of lead paint, ever heard of the old Dutch Boy children’s lead paint coloring book? A coloring book all about painting everything in your house from head to toe in lead?

      • Earthbound_X
        Earthbound_X
        A Real Turtles Fighter
        Comments: 31

        Pretty sure 9/11 does have some movies.

         

        And there’s no way in hell there won’t be more made.

        It was one of the largest terrorist attacks ever, at least in the US.

        • Leech
          CUUUUT
          Comments: 65

          I agree. There’s no way 9/11 will be forgotten so soon, unless it’s being overshadowed by something even more devastating. Like a terrorist attack with nuclear weapons or World War 3 or something. Also, once the initial shock rubs off, greedy Hollywood producers will be all over the subject.

  • Zetto
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 16

    That’s a surprisingly good bootleg, even if the alt-mode is questionable. It kinda makes me want to see an edit of Titanic where the ship just turns into a giant robot to destroy the iceberg, but I think that makes me a bad person.

  • Skip-tastic
    Skippy
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    I guess the belief is tastelessness sells, or maybe they just believed Titanic was only a movie. The world may never know, or care. On the bright side, at least this has super “sailing action”, that makes it give me infinite pleasure! 

  • TSNeph
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    This review is so offensive. This Phaylus character is obviously some kind of bootleg version of Phelous, and he just recently di… realized he had already been dead for years. I guess. Still in bad taste.

  • Dont Read This plz
    Dont Read This plz
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    I had one of those when i was young! Same package and all! At the time i didn’t understand the concept of bootleg toys (didn’t even understand english back then), so i thought it was the same people making all the Transformers (or, you know, the “Transformable” ones). 

     

    It always felt weird to play with the Titanic-bot and my (quite authentic) Beast Wars Megatron. Let’s say that the quality difference was quite palpable. But the Titanic Transformer seemed totally legit compared to the crappolla Speed Bikers i had that were also featured in one of the old bootlegs…

  • Sparvid
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    It kept avoiding the ice, just like the real Tita- oh…

  • DarkPythagoras
    DarkPythagoras
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 13

    What is next, perhaps a hitler transformer, it could look like the robot from Wolfenstein. 

  • Troggyman
    Troggyman
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 90

    You know, those masts seem to transform into… Ice axes. How (in)appropiate.

  • Steve3
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 104

    I thought you were dead. Its like you’re playing chess and everyone else is playing checkers…

    • Rufus_T_Fyrfly
      Rufus_T_Fyrfly
      Old Man
      Comments: 3

      Don’t be silly. Of course he’s still alive. You know why? *eyes glow white* because THE LAMP WILLS IT TO BE!! MUHAHAHAHAHAAH….or wait,did I get possesed by Incubus instead…or nvm it was Tara Reid all long 🙁

       

      I would so love to see a Micheal Bay Titanic remake.  It’s like a nightmare come true.

      Also, does it make me a bad person if I admitted to laughing at the ending of Titanic the first time I saw it.

      “I’ll never let you go, Jack!” *controls urge to lol and get banned from theater*

      • Brother_Malachai
        Captain Sillypants
        Comments: 290

        Hey he f’ed up Pearl Harbor by making up blatant lies about the Japanese to make ‘Umerica look even more good, so why the fuck not?  :-/

  • Brundlefly
    Brundlefly
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    So Bay will make it so that the Titanic was a decepticon in Trans4mers in his attempt to “National Treasure” everything in that franchise to relate robots from space with history.

  • Kenshiroh
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 25

    Maybe its like Space Battleship Yamato, and Titanic Bot is actually made from the remains of the sunken Titanic.

    Was that an oversized Ravage or undersized Soundwave?

    Flying Dragon (or Regular, non-flyning Dragon) toys sure got a lot of mileage of of the Jumpstarters. Did you know they made Spider-Man Jumpastarters;? Just kidding; the Spider-Man Jumpstarters are officially licensed to tie in with The Amazing Spider-Man movie by Hasbro.

  • EpicFish
    EpicFish
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 25

    Yay, Phelous is back/not dead!! Secondly, I could imagine this going great with say a pull-string toy of the rapping dog from that one animated Titanic movie. It certainly would be weird/offensive enough. Maybe they could come with a bag of collectible magic moon tears too to top it off.

  • Handsome Pete
    Handsome Pete
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 93

    “WHO DISRUPTS MY CORONATION?”

     

    “Coronation, Ice-scream?  This is bad comedy.”

     

    “Titanic-Bot, is that you?”

  • ClothCoat
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Hey Phelous I’m a longtime fan and just wanted to recommend the awful horror movie “Dead Silence” (2007) to you, since it seems like your kind of thing to pan. It’s from the creators of Saw but dare I say it may be worse than any of the Saw films, which is saying alot.

  • b1tRider
    b1tRider
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 27

    As as a bonus you should get a miniature of the old lady at the start of the movie….

  • M Chambers
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 67

    So if the Titanic is an Autobot than the Hindenburg is a Decepticon?

  • OrangeRider
    Memeforce Zwei
    HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
    Comments: 455

    This has to be the worst thing to ever cash into the Titanic since those terrible Italian animated movies based on it.

    • OrangeRider
      Memeforce Zwei
      HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
      Comments: 455

      It’s so offensive that the Titanic Bot should be first beamspammed to death by Kira Yamato (AKA. Jesus Yamato) and his Strike Freedom Gundam, then slashed into half by Shinn Asuka/Heine Westenfluss’s Destiny Gundam along with Setsuna F. Seiei and the 00 Qan[T], and finally erased from existence by Genesic GaoGaiGar’s “GOLDION……CRUSHER!!!!”.

  • Spike
    Spike
    I'm on a post!
    Comments: 241

    Well now, that’s about as horribly inappropriate as an action figure can get, haha XD
    Some of these bizarre bootlegs are silly at best, some weird in how head-scratching they are in concept, but a titanic transformer? Who actually thought THIS was a good idea?!