Charles Solomon Jr. brings the goods as William Spanner balancing being a lawyer and warlock AT THE SAME TIME! Wacky hi-jinx ensue.
OLP: Witchcraft 3: The Kiss of Death
Charles Solomon Jr. brings the goods as William Spanner balancing being a lawyer and warlock AT THE SAME TIME! Wacky hi-jinx ensue.
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William grapples with his destiny, using his infernal legacy to fight against the forces of darkness while trying to maintain his own moral identity. Soooo, basically he’s Hellboy.
william is eather drunk or kick-ass nice linkara joke by the way
Awesome review!!
Seems like a fun movie. I can see why you like these movies. They are just the right amount of bad. So far that is. D:
The car-scene cracked me up. XD
And I too missed the hulk-yell. 🙁
You are beyond a doubt my favorite reviewer. Keep it up!
God.. I wish I was a Warlock Attorney… I could totally posess wiitnesses and bend them to my will.. If anything, that stinger would play when I introduced myself to a new client…Maybe I could get myself one of those sweet leather jackets with the tassels.. That would score me some points with the ladies..
I actually know a DA that gets that nasty when you try to discuss a case with them.
BTW, even if he managed to get his Bacholer’s degree, then spend three years in law school.. He would have to apply for the bar, take the bar exam… and I would say the chances of him taking a murder case right off the bat are slim to none… unless, he was associating with another attorney… (When I first started, I was shitting myself over run of the mill misdemenors)
In anticipation of the next review I just watched Witchraft 4. Right after watching it I always have to smoke a cigarette. Because that movie has so many scenes of gratuitous cigarette smoking. In one scene William uses one cig to light another. Hope those warlock powers can cure lung cancer.