He’s a samurai, a cop, and he’s got a beautiful mane of hair! Can he defeat Robert Z’dar and still have time to make out at the end of the day?
He’s a samurai, a cop, and he’s got a beautiful mane of hair! Can he defeat Robert Z’dar and still have time to make out at the end of the day?
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Is it just me, or does the Chief look like he should be yelling about getting pictures of Spider-Man? I think it’s the vest-tie combo.
This movie rocks! Dunno about all the speedos, but it beginning to end hilarious. Check out Gymkata sometime http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089243/ kung fu gymnist!
…then it occurred to me that that’s a Troma picture, so it’d be pointless to mock. This was better, in its way.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/ol/olp/25885-gymkata
HA! Thanks man! That is awesome she already reviewed it!
I’m hihgly impressed by the ‘Garth Merenghi’s Dark Place’ clip.
“I just want to run my fingers through it” is what I think every time I see a beardless mustacheless lean man with Fabio hair.
Wow, all this panning back & forth between actors is making me dizzy.
When he’s giving a speech in the restaurant to the katana gang, did you add “god bless america” or was that really playing in the background? For a moment, I thought it was playing “you are my sunshine,” which was even funnier.
The speedos. It hurts my eyes. Make it stop!
Awesome review. That actor was hired for the hair wasn’t he?
I demand that you review the upcoming sequel that’s appearently coming out in 2015.
Just thought I’d rewatch this review before watching the one for the sequel.
The only other movie I know that has an comedy commentary is Unhinged, which was reviewed by The Cinema Snob in his first season.
Joe’s hair is too 80’s for me to comprehend.
The ADR and sound effects in this movie sound worse than those of a Godfrey Ho film.
8:23- Samurai Cop is NO James Bond.
11:22- Vote Samurai Cop 2016.
15:09- Dude, that’s a baseball bat, not a lightsaber. You use a baseball bat for a sword if this film was made by a 10-year-old with a camera in a playground..
17:31- At least they did got to church on a date, ala the movie Old Fashioned.
18:33- This is what happens when you don’t release your shitty movie in widescreen, people.
The climax in this movie was recently put in WatchMojo’s Top 10 Hilariously Awful Movie Fights.
I think I can explain Frank apparently showering in his underwear. If the movie was ever in widescreen, the version you’re using is what’s called open matte. Many cheap fullscreen versions of film use open matte prints, the problem being we see things at the top and bottom that would be hidden in widescreen or pan & scan. Case in point, it’s possible that in a widescreen print, we wouldn’t see as much of Frank’s lower half as we do here, and he would definitely be naked in-story, with the briefs only on so that Mark Frazer wouldn’t actually be naked during the shoot.