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  • AstroMegaPetey
    AstroMegaPetey
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    As soon I saw the commercials for Wrong Turn 5 I immediatly thought Phelous would be happy.

    And btw fucking your family does provide you with superior genes. MCPOYLES WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

  • wetman
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 69

    You’ve really taken on a horrible genre when it comes to sequals. Horror movies with a central villan seem to write a script and then shoe horn in the villains of the series as catalysts of the story. A great example of this is the Hammer Dracula films that would barely include Christopher Lee until it was absolutely necessary to inculde Dracula. It’s almost like modern horror sequals have the same problem as Godzilla movies that they write a script that has little to do with Godzilla but allows enough wiggle room in the plot to include scenes of Godzilla.

    Anyway great review, and tell Lupa to have more cameos of you in her reviews.

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 934

    Wrong Turn 5: Too Stupid to Live.

  • IHadAShotgun
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 26

    I was JUST browsing at HMV today when I found this DVD! I immediately resolved that I would post it in the comments of the next video. Brilliant timing.

  • Piers
    Piers
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 17

    Just why…? Why on earth would they make another one? Obviously to try and milk some more money from tis dumb franchise, but still. 

    I would LOVE to see three-finger in space! that would be hilarious! they could sneak on a space shuttle launch or build their own rocket out of a port-o-potty and moonshine.

  • Indiana
    Indiana
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 8

    They really had NO ideo what they were doing with this… Wtf was the point of that Journalist sub-plot? Will they ever learn that nobody likes those party obsessed characters in horror films? They’re just a waste. They need proper characterisation!! Another hilarious review. Can’t wait for the next one! 

  • eecartman
    eecartman
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    Comments: 14

    at least they havent done a cross over of wrong turn and the hills have eyes. second though that would be awsome. think about it two super mutant families fighting it out.

  • SsnakeBite
    SsnakeBite
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 76

    I’m surprised you didn’t make more Hellraiser references with Doug Bradley. I would have loved to see you make him go “WE’LL TEAR YOUR SOUL… APAAAHHHT!” during the pointless threats montage (just to clear things up: the threats are pointless, not the montage :P). And speaking of that, it’s pretty amazing that when he played a guy who wanted to make people experience ultimate pain, his character still came off as less of an ass than the one from this movie. Subtlety, what’s that?

  • Unsealedcross
    Unsealedcross
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    Comments: 7

    are stealthy like ninjas? I know this series was stupid, but this is on enirely different filed of existense. Also does the ending mean that Jason Vorhees can morph now?

  • Darth Revan
    Darth Revan
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    Comments: 14

    oh my goodness when i saw that jason stare i just couldnt handle myself that was the most funniest thing i saw in a long time love the review and love the JASOOOON stare!!! 

  • obsolete
    obsolete
    Prodigy Pet Gym Leader
    Comments: 122

    how dare you change the look of jason 😛

     

    lol at your visions of wrong turn 6 & 7  

  • Drain
    Drain
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    Wtf? Really? A 5th movie in this shit saga? Who the fuk thought it needed a 5th movie? I bet this is already on the PoS SyFy channel.

  • SailorRipley
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 7

    Why have you still not reviewed All The President’s Men? 

  • Kenny_Carmine
    Kenny_Carmine
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    Comments: 15

    They honestly thought that we NEEDED another Wrong Turn movie? God this film looks so stupid…..thanks for sitting through it for us, Phleous.

  • Miss Spotty
    Miss Spotty
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    …Are you kidding? This has a 5TH INSTALLMENT?!

  • BlueCurse60
    BlueCurse60
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 34

    Knife v Gun, FIGHT! Which means yet another gore-with-no-real-weight-or-meaning-fest, oh wait the meaning is making you care less. They shoulda stopped with 2. Or made them in space, killing hoards of aliens with no effort!

  • b1tRider
    b1tRider
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 27

    Watch out!! He’s got a very sharp knife!!

  • Torque
    Torque
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 27

    Possibly your best review.

  • olbas006
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Great review! Doug Bradley is the only good part  in this film.
    Hey, how about a review some of Hellraiser movies?

  • JM_Wigand
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 8

    Why do so many horror films have the audience on the side of the killers?  I mean that must be why they write all the victims as idiots too stupid to live.  Because we’re supposed to be rooting for the killers.  Hard to cheer for a bunch of inbreed losers with knives with their serial killer mentor.

    Those last two victims felt overly hateful towards women too.  I know most horror movies have women as victims and there’s often some misogyny to it but the lady sheriff being burned alive unless she kills herself with the shotgun and the blinded girl clearly going to get raped, tortured and murdered were especially heinous.  Sorry you had to sit through this shit, Phelous.

    • libra113
      NewbieDotCom.Com
      Comments: 6

      That does seem how horror movies in the last decade or so are going.  If you look at 80’s horror movies the characters where much more likable and/or normal and the killers were not humanized with tragic backstories, hell most were totally unknown, which made the even more scary.