13 Comments

  • WPB
    WPB
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 19

    Yeah, no, that main kid would be a bad actor regardless of age. I don’t blame you for not wanting to make too much fun at him, but in this case, it’s completely justified.

  • Captain full life
    Captain full life
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    obviously the best movie ever.

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 916

    Mandy is the demon spawn of Hermione & Colin Creevey! Take a drink every time she says “did you know” or “for your information.”

    My prediction for next year’s Harry Potterish movie: The Ultimate Book of Spells, which untries even unharder to be an unripoff. I watched it anyway….

    Wait a minute, is this a Harry Potter ripoff or a spoof of The Never Ending Story 3?

    26:40 What’s the Koreander creeper doing with his left hand?

    What’s a map? What’s a paladin?

    Sorry Lupa, it just doesn’t have the same cheesy effect without the cheesy CG effects & scruffy beard.

    The longer I listen, the worse the acting sounds.

    As soon as the adults are “in on it,” the movie totally retards itself.

    That Viking ghost was the weakest Balrog ever.

    The early 90s called; they want their crappy CG dragon back.

    Isn’t that the narrator from Voltron: Defenders of the Universe?

  • Glimmerling
    Glimmerling
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 22

    I think the magical parents realized that their son wasn’t ever going to live up to his potential (if your kid doesn’t know what a map is, the chances of him grasping complex incantations and dangerous powers are slim), so they talked to their magical friends and came up with this whole setup just to make Billy feel special.

    The sequel has a ferret. That makes it seem better.

  • SsnakeBite
    SsnakeBite
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 76

    Why should you feel bad for mocking bad child actors? Being a child is no excuse for not putting effort into it, esecially when many of them do (like, you know, the ones from the actual Harry Potter movies).

    Child or adult, if they’re bad, they’re bad, and should therefore get lost IN THE RIVA!!

    And speaking of that, what the hell, Roddy Piper?! You’re better than this! Was a friend or family member associated to this project or something?

  • Indiana
    Indiana
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 8

    The special effects are just… amazing.

  • Captain full life
    Captain full life
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    this movie deserves

     a OSCAR SANDWICH

  • Octo Seven
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 37

    Great review. 

     

    btw ‘Gobshite’is an Irish term rather than British, jsyk. 

  • Trixie_is_best
    Trixie_is_best
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 83

    Im surprised you didnt make any jokes of how Rowdy Piper looked like Torgo. Your a wizard Torgo.

    I get the premise of Billy Owens, but it was a bad idea to take Viking Norse magic and use it in a Harry Potter knock off. Its sad then The Worst Witch does a much better job and that was Harry Potter knock off before Harry Potter.

    Overall though, Billy Owens was LOST IN THE RIVER.

  • RunTheJewels
    RunTheJewels
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 12

    SO I am wondering if the parents of the kid who was playing Billy Owens were pushing him towards acting, or if they were enabling their own child. Either way, watching the kid act was more uncomfortable than anything. Like, if you can see that your kid doesn’t have talent maybe you shouldn’t preserve that fact onto celluloid for all time.

  • Anders
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 16

    The plot… was lost… in the river!!!

  • Anders
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 16

    The chance of being born on the stroke of 11 on the 11th November is close to 1/22000.

  • Radu.s_Ghost
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 5

    Please is the magic word  ..in Canada