31 Comments

  • obsolete
    obsolete
    Prodigy Pet Gym Leader
    Comments: 122

    ah sweet something to watch while it eat something perfect timing 🙂

  • evilphoenix
    evilphoenix
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    I’ve actually been wondering about this film since your killdozer review (I didn’t realise there were actually sequels). I thought you were joking about the evil lamp thing >.< my God it just gets dumber and dumber. Also why has your blip.tv changed is it a new player for them or is it an entirely new player and whats that joke about “the concept has become reality joke i saw it in your triangle review and i don’t get the reference.

    Wait that was a real ending 0.o

    This is quite possibly my favourite videos since the pulse movies.

    • SsnakeBite
      SsnakeBite
      CUUUUT
      Comments: 76

      It’s from Nightmare City, another movie he reviewed, which follows the “all just a dream” twist with the double-twist that the dream was premonitary. And just to make sure we got it, they added the very subtle message “the nightmare becomes reality…”

  • RUcussingwithme
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 10

    For some reason i was expecting the cat to be Ash XD

    Another great review. Might be one of my favorites you have done. 

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 935

    Do you send a misbehaving lamp to Boot Lamp or Lamp Camp?

  • Razorgeist
    Razorgeist
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 35

    I was waiting for you to do this one.

  • Steve3
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 104

    You can tell the lamp is evil because it’s using INCANDESCENT BULBS!

  • Octo Seven
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 37
    • “BUT PHELOUS, PHONES DOEDODEDO” “OKAAAAY”

     

    Ah that cracked me up!

  • RidleySmash
    RidleySmash
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    Another hilariously great review Phelous!

    But I have a question, have you ever seen or heard of the movie ‘Frogs’? I havent seen it in a while, but from what I remember, it was frickin’ hilarious.

    ah I found the wikipedia page:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frogs_%28film%29

  • Razorgeist
    Razorgeist
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 35

    Boy the evil lamp sounds like Terrorsaur from Beast wars….wait a minute so the ancient evil thats been in the amityville house is a predacon…well that’s just funky.

  • megadolaon
    megadolaon
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 82

    the ending was too funny. I honestly thought that cat with the glowing eyes was YOUR crappy effects, Fail us! Not the movie’s. Yikes.

  • aspire77
    aspire77
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 40

    is the cat called Jonesy by any chance -_-

  • Cornwind Evil
    Cornwind Evil
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    I love the idea of the lamp as an overachieving Cobra Commander, with attempted credit stealer Dr.Claw-flies and Lupa’s cat just going around not giving a fuck.

  • SweetKillerOliveOil
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    Man, your reviews are getting better and better!Loved it, keep ’em coming and many blessing from Italy.

  • RoperFDF
    RoperFDF
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 20

    i love lamp

  • keipa
    keipa
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    Oh sweet Jesus, haven’t laughed from a movie review this much in a long while. Not only movie itself ridicolous and funny, but your jokes about lamp, and voice acting, clever and lots of fun, i love you Phelous, i think, in a video reviewing way. By the way, lamp voice was somewhat simular to the Spoony’s Dr. Insano, or it’s just me talking nonsense.

  • David
    David
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 22

    I enjoyed this review a lot but little does Phelan know I’m currently hiding in his house disguised as a lamp.

  • GillMalankhoney
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn4Mi7DDRYQ.

     

    I can’t believe no one has referenced the ” Stephen King’s Lamp Monster ” segment from Family Guy yet!  As lame as death by lamp is, I still have to say that death by toothbrush was worse!

  • Octo Seven
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 37

    Wow, all these lamp comments are so enLIGHTening. *i deserve to be kicked*

  • Meangreenmother
    Meangreenmother
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 16

    Such a stupid lamp 😀 . I love his crayon skills.

    Great review!

  • LustfulMind
    LustfulMind
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 13

    I actually got this weird lamp that my mother brought me that used to belong to a woman who died a week after buying it.And I didn’t really put it somewhere specifically in the time so I randomly put it on papers on my desk…

    But then…When I was to go take those papers,there was yellow and dirty traces on them and the lamp was a little bit wet.

    You maybe all believe I’m saying crap,but it is true.Even I think it’s silly,and that’s why I named it the Pissing Lamp of Death.

  • LustfulMind
    LustfulMind
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 13

    I actually got this weird lamp that my mother brought me that used to belong to a woman who died a week after buying it.And I didn’t really put it somewhere specifically in the time so I randomly put it on papers on my desk…

    But then…When I was to go take those papers,there was yellow and dirty traces on them and the lamp was a little bit wet.

    You maybe all believe I’m saying crap,but it is true.Even I think it’s silly,and that’s why I named it the Pissing Lamp of Death.

  • LeonUnleashed
    LeonUnleashed
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    Probably my favorite review… keep up the great work.

  • Batphil
    Batphil
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 23

    I’ve watched this review Several times and I just thought about it. Was there any reason that the Plumber couldn’t move away when he saw the Rubber Hand? I’m curious but what exactly fell when you fell down? All i see is a fight across the wall and it’s been bugging me.

  • evilengine
    evilengine
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    wow, that lamp fight at the end was the most epic battle I’ve ever seen

  • turbowolf7
    turbowolf7
    Prodigy Pet Gym Leader
    Comments: 121

    the lamp becomes reality!

  • CatinTheCupborad787
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    hey who do you think would win the Amityville DollHouse or the Amityville Lamp? the Lamp is a great contender but my moneys really might lean toward the DollHouse

  • XiaolinDeadpan
    XiaolinDeadpan
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    Is it bad that the lamp looks like my grandmothers coat hanger?

  • Torque
    Torque
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 27

    The weird thing is that I rewatched this video and the advertisments on the side were for lamps.

  • BigJennaTalia
    BigJennaTalia
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 12

    Phelous, you are amazing. I just recently discovered tgwtg.com and your reviews make my day better. 

    This one by far is my favorite. I was in tears laughing. This movie would have been 1000x better if you would have done the dialouge for that evil lamp.

     

    Thank you for all the joy you bring me!

     

  • sassafrasshash
    sassafrasshash
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 20

    I was really hoping that you had added the kitty at the end of the movie, it was so random to be for real.