What happens when you add Hot Chocolate to Anti Freeze? A new and improved snowman killer who’s only weakness is bananas.
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What happens when you add Hot Chocolate to Anti Freeze? A new and improved snowman killer who’s only weakness is bananas.
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Phelous vs. Captain Fun: WHO WILL WIN?!?! …Most likely Phelous.
PHELOUS YOU BASTARD HOW DARE YOU OFFEND ME WITH YOUR CHRISTMAS!!!1!!!!!! You have made a powerful enemy this day!
I AM CONFUZZELED
That’s what you get for being a skeleton.
Oops! Sorry for wishing you a Merry Christmas. HAPPY Christmas!
Better?
Its not better 🙁
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!??????
Laughing skeletons and anime chicks will never understand the true meaning of Christmas.
Such a sad truth D:
Thats one hell of an epic christmas. BUT NOTHING BEATS CARROT DICK RAPE IN A TUB WITH A COTTON SNOW MAN. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING.
^Thank you for that.
You know, I really do think the main reason I watch Phelous is the Resident Evil references 😀
…and the unending sarcasm.
How did this get a squeal? Ugh! I mean seriously I lose faith humanity sometimes when they make squeals to movies like this and stuff jersey shore.
Anyway Merry Chrismtas everyone!
I gotta poop *QUE MUSIC!*
Can’t wait for the Jack Frost 3 rev-
Oh, wait, there was no Jack Frost 3.
Which is a shame because I really wanted a Jack Frost movie about the two snowmen from the box covers!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T3lzrzH2fMo/SVG84rclSTI/AAAAAAAADcE/66D0kYGznvA/s400/jack_frost.jpg http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fHVtZ56-Okk/TFnNAHZorhI/AAAAAAAACgY/HVA3J1Jn6xM/s1600/Jack+Frost+2+Revenge+of+the+Mutant+Killer+Snowman+%282000%29.jpg
There won’t be snow in Canada this Christmastime.
The greatest gift they’ll get this year is…um…recycled Mortal Komedy clips.
IT’S THE SHIRT FROM THE STREAM.
OOOH! YOU GOT IT!!!!
These movies are like hearing that a person, born deaf, is going to sing on American Idol.
Your first thought is ‘Err..ok. Well, bless them for trying!’
Then, with the first line of the song, you start crying for a death that will not come. Each line more torturous than the last, untill you are left curing the uncaring gods that such a thing oculd happen.
In other words, if you are filming a crappy movie, and stop to think ‘Does this really suck? Yeah..’ THEN STOP FILMING!
Though we should be thankful; If not for crappy flics like this, Phelous would not do this.
Now excuse me, I want to write Jack Frost: It’s Snow Fun On The Hellidays. 😀
WHAT the hell man why would this get a sequal im guessing someone must have been HIGH OFF THEIR MINDS and went like dude remember how GREAT jack frost was?? lets do ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!……
I liked this movie better than the 1st! Because it’s just soooo STUPID it’s funny! Come on half the things wrong with it are the kind of things we willingly except in comic books! Jack Frost here is basically an evil mixture of Iceman from X-Men, Mr. Freeze, the Joker, and Storm! I’m still surprised no mention of the fact the lead actor died will skiing! You know snow related and all!
I didn’t mention that because it’d be tasteless to do so.
Not really it like talking about the Crow and not mentioning Brandon Lee or All Dogs go to Heaven and not the little girl who voiced the little girl. It’s just how things are… most the time!
I used to be original, But then I started using the “Arrow in the knee” Meme
As horrible as this movie is, I still think the anvil bit was funny.
Anvils are always funny. I tell you, you drop an anvil on someone’s head and you’ve got comedy gold, mister.
Phelous, you are hands down the best “horror” movie reviewer on the net! keep up the good work!
Lol. Merry Christmas, Phelous. U R awesome!
I find the lack of dark skinned people in a country with a population of 85% black in this movie hilarious. Did whoever wrote this movie simply go IT’S AN ISLAND RIGHT? and just go from there? I guess I can’t really expect much given the movie but cmon now try just a LITTLE if you’re going to bother naming it as a specific country.
Stupid me I’m putting thought into things
I will say though, that snowman outfit wasn’t inplausible, I had to wear a bear costume as a christmas job and it was 89degrees out in nassau when i had to wear it.
party cop teams up with captain fun for the ultimate fun party. of course party cop would be in charge of this dynamic duo. now all we need is a plot that involves a party, stupid tennagers getting high and drunk having sex and a cannibal mutant inbred t-virus snowman and we’ll have instant gold as party cop and captain fun save the party (but not the teenagers! oops!) heh top THAT eli roth!
Jack Frost 1 & 2 are too much like Gingerdead Man 3.
Fun fact: One of those random liferaft dudes (the one at 3:52) is famed monster suit actor Doug Jones, who played Abe Sapien in Hellboy and that weird goat man with eyes on his hands in Pan’s Labyrinth.