Did Doug do the scream at 18:05 ? It was probably planned to make ending so incomprehensible you can’t pick at something when you have no idea what’s going on
Maybe they had lightning and it didn’t pick it up…or they felt that there was enough and didn’t bother looking at the footage until it was time to edit. Lol amateur directors…
Raiden! It’s been a while! My, how your beard grown! 😀
It all makes sense if you look at it from a different direction. Satan Claus was really darth Vaders penguin giraf honey camera… (I totally didn’t look at random items in my room)
did anyone ever say lets birighten it to were we can see? im guessing they made it all dark because of the CHEAP ASS WALLPAPER they used in this movie…. also HES A ZOMBIE!!!! AND MY PROTECTIVE SHEILD DIDNT WORK
She may have committed those other murders to throw suspicion off of her when she finally did kill her boyfriend. The DC Sniper did that so no one would suspect him when he murdered his ex-wife. It didn’t work for him either, though.
Woah, woah, wait. Bill Clinton? This movie was made in 1996?! I’ve seen ’70s Z-grade exploitation flicks that had better film quality than this piece of garbage!
I’m santa cage! dammit!!! if johnny cage was the killer (the mortal komedy one) i’d be entertained by this movie. luckily ii have phelous to entertain me, huzzah, dammit!!!!
Excellent review as always. But hot damn, next time you review a movie directed by someone who has no idea what ISO/shutter speed/f-stop is… just throw on a brightness filter and bump it up. Fuck the image quality, this is just unbearable xD
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Oh boy. An early Christmas present… yaaaaay… that was sarcasm.
Did Doug do the scream at 18:05 ?
It was probably planned to make ending so incomprehensible
you can’t pick at something when you have no idea what’s going on
I think this movie makes more sense if you just assume it’s a Christmas-themed remake of Monster-A-Go-Go, and the woman at the end is insane.
And “FUCK, SHIT, FUCK!” is an awesome catch phrase.
Maybe they had lightning and it didn’t pick it up…or they felt that there was enough and didn’t bother looking at the footage until it was time to edit. Lol amateur directors…
Raiden! It’s been a while! My, how your beard grown! 😀
It all makes sense if you look at it from a different direction. Satan Claus was really darth Vaders penguin giraf honey camera… (I totally didn’t look at random items in my room)
“Garbage Day!” *Bang*
“Merry Christmas!” *Stab*
“Garbage Day!” *Bang*
“Merry Christmas!” *Stab*
You’re welcome, YTMND viewers.
Wheres santa christ when you need him?!?!
did anyone ever say lets birighten it to were we can see? im guessing they made it all dark because of the CHEAP ASS WALLPAPER they used in this movie…. also HES A ZOMBIE!!!! AND MY PROTECTIVE SHEILD DIDNT WORK
I wonder if the reason this movie was so dark was for artsy fartsy purposes.
Meh I doubt it.
Anyway obligatory “Fuck! Fuck shit fuck!”
She may have committed those other murders to throw suspicion off of her when she finally did kill her boyfriend.
The DC Sniper did that so no one would suspect him when he murdered his ex-wife. It didn’t work for him either, though.
She had control of someone else who she could have had kill him in front of others while she was there.
Yeah, well, I’m not that smart, so I miss things.
But that’s why you’re the critic, and I’m not.
Now THIS is pod racing.
er..Phelous? the couch is on fire.
It’s almost that,except with an extremely shitty camera and crappy lighting and no Bruce Campbell.Which makes this movie awful then.
FUCK! FUCK SHIT-fuck!!! That was weird….as soon as I went to comment I stubbed my toe…
Anyways, MERRY CHRRRISTMAS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woah, woah, wait. Bill Clinton? This movie was made in 1996?! I’ve seen ’70s Z-grade exploitation flicks that had better film quality than this piece of garbage!
what’s the deal with the little green dude you keep sneaking into your pictures? And why isn’t he around anymore?
Wish you a merry christmas
I’m santa cage! dammit!!! if johnny cage was the killer (the mortal komedy one) i’d be entertained by this movie. luckily ii have phelous to entertain me, huzzah, dammit!!!!
Excellent review as always. But hot damn, next time you review a movie directed by someone who has no idea what ISO/shutter speed/f-stop is… just throw on a brightness filter and bump it up. Fuck the image quality, this is just unbearable xD