• Caludra
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    So stupid that Sub-Zero didn’t even bother to punch ya

  • Earthbound_X
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 31

    Wow, maybe I’m wrong, but this looks like the worst movie you’ve reviewed so far.

    Some of the movies you’ve done look like they could be a good for a laugh, but this one, wow.

    It just looks bad.

  • Agent47
    Comments: 10

    So, it was Skitch all along….I KNEW IT!

    Good review as always Phelous…..The cameos get better and better.

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m busy hacking into a vending machine, so I can get a free Sandvich!

    PS: Love the use of that song from Dexter for the Panda and Sean Investigations…. 😀

  • vortex21
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Where can I buy that Mortal Komedy t-shirt. Please tell me I can buy it somewhere. =(

  • electronsexparty
    Comments: 17

    I caught this on Skinemax once (I remember the naked dude and red keyboard), but I fell asleep after the porny-est parts were over.


    I love how derisive you are regarding your own reviews and writing. Oh, and I love the your PG-ish stabbing scene. I don’t know if it’s part of the joke or not that there’s no blood when you get stabbed, but it makes me laugh. 



  • QuetzaDrake
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 38

    Gotta ask: is the Return of the Jedi fruit pie a reference to D1? I was wondering while watching it why it showed a close-up of you knocking over Eternal Darkness (love that game btw), and a fruit pie was behind it. Thought about it for a second, put together that JEDI looks kinda like JED1…

    I dunno, just something I noticed, maybe you just felt like advertising delicious flakey Vader snacks.

    Also, why does every horror movie involving the internet completely fail at portraying it correctly? For god’s sake, it’s 2010, the internet’s not some new technology you can make up bullshit about anymore.

  • tlaloc4kids
    Comments: 17

    Don’t think I didn’t see that post-it note on that guitar, Sad Panda…

  • Laserface
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 110

    One of my favourite of Phelous’ reviews, of For No Reason: The Movie. I’d like to see Phelous look at another movie where things happen for no reason, just so I can hear him say ‘for no reason’ a few more times. I don’t know why, but I find it friggin’ hilarious.

  • PANDorica
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 26

    it’s difficult leaving a comment on every video panda shows up without looking like a creep, so i won’t leave a comment on this one

  • M Chambers
    Comments: 67

    Alright, I’ll buy a second copy of all of Huey Lewis’ albums if he’ll just stop appearing in bad movies!

  • ArcaneFinale
    Comments: 11

    I think the sketch is the best part, myself.

    And yeah, I don’t get…any of this. And the villain’s defeat was about as anticlimactic as “We can’t possibly beat him!” -it rains- “OHNOESIAMUNDONE!”

  • likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 935

    Le Sad Panda. “& Now I’m the ONLY music guy on this site.” What about PawDugan? 😀

    A shame Sean doesn’t do Epic Fail anymore. I used to look forward to that big time.