Halfway through the review I caught myself wondering if you’d get bored to death, and BAM! Either that or you mysteriously picked the mirror card from open graves in that time loop. So glad I had the sense to never see this movie. I seriously wonder how these movies keep getting greenlit. Is there some cult of “horror” screenwriters that keep pushing out shitty scripts to film studios? They could be using that money to overdose on heroin so that we don’t have to watch this kind of crap!
I love how this movie is basically about how the bad guy’s killing gringos for taking organs from his country… while he freely admits that there are comparatively more than enough organs available in his country.
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Ha, Aeris’ Theme, never would’ve thought of that
Halfway through the review I caught myself wondering if you’d get bored to death, and BAM! Either that or you mysteriously picked the mirror card from open graves in that time loop. So glad I had the sense to never see this movie. I seriously wonder how these movies keep getting greenlit. Is there some cult of “horror” screenwriters that keep pushing out shitty scripts to film studios? They could be using that money to overdose on heroin so that we don’t have to watch this kind of crap!
Never enough Sad Panda.
It maybe on par with it, but at least it wasn’t Rothed. Nice ending. Still scratching my head though. Did he get older or just Santa Christed?!?
You are one funny mother fucker Phelous. I was wondering, who draws your title cards? They’re pretty damn awesome.
Richard WESKER!!!!!!!!!
What music was playing when Nikko died?
Aeris theme from Final Fantasy 7
I love how this movie is basically about how the bad guy’s killing gringos for taking organs from his country… while he freely admits that there are comparatively more than enough organs available in his country.
“you suck at driving buses”
i’m totally stealing that one
Not only is the premise done to death, but the execution was terrible! Hostel in the woods? BEST MOVIE EVA! :facepalm:
I’m not sure why, but SadPanda’s random cameo actually made me LOL so hard
Why haven’t we seen much of him in the some of the more recent reviews?
it’s me pandorica, look sad panda is in this review, he’s so hot
blah blah blah cameo look at me o.o
ah the movie that makes me proud to be brazilian
wait no. i confused proud with ashamed
Yay, Yars Revenge! Also.. yay to the fact that i won’t have to sit through Turistas now xD