Bland assholes get torture-porn killed and then Roth laughs at everyone who helps him make money on his movies, not as much as Owe Boll though. But overall, it can’t get any worse right? Right!?
When I watched this “Scariest Movies Ever” show or whatever on television, they listed Hostel as one of them. I felt like throwing up in my mouth at the idea of this movie ever being considered “scary”.
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Oh man, listening to those characters talk was so painful that I almost had to stop watching this review. Eli Roth needs to stop writing dialogue.
To be fair, I have actually met a lot of idiots who talk like that, but I live in British Columbia. Guess they’re just as common in Massachusetts.
A classic review! I’m uploading the trilogy to youtube!
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When I watched this “Scariest Movies Ever” show or whatever on television, they listed Hostel as one of them. I felt like throwing up in my mouth at the idea of this movie ever being considered “scary”.
I wonder also why most of the scary movies have hostels as one of the scary venue.
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Oh hey, it’s Lewis from Suits!
And he seems to be playing…as erm…Lewis from Suits. But as a psycho killer! So that’s completely different.
Dang Phelous I should’ve lent you my gas mask…
I did feel a few thousand of my brain cells die… there was definitely something in that movie.