Another silly Santa Slasher! The absolute perfect Christmas film, but who’s the REAL Santa!? …you’ll probably know immediately.
Oh that Santa, he’s so crazy! But not more so than our protagonists as they bravely drive to a Christmas party telling the awful tales of Santa’s deeds.
Silent Night, Remake Night? No, not really but it’s got a Santa Killer… uhh YAY CHRISTMAS!
Yes there is a SATAN CLAUS! Maybe… if you can see him. Merry Christmas HAHAHAHA GET IT!? It’s a joke somehow.
The lovable Bill Goldberg spears and jackhammers your heart with his holiday thrill ride on Santa’s Slay! If Bill Goldberg as a slashing Santa doesn’t get you back into the Holiday spirit I don’t know what will.