Corey Haim versus Cynthia Rothrock! Can a goofy haircut overcome an increasingly ridiculous plot?
It’s Rapid Fire, starring Brandon Lee! Can he take down the Italian stereotypes, or will the hardcore Chicago cops save the day?
A dragging plot, useless characters, stupid confused Wesker, an Alice sandwich and all played in SLOW MOTION. Afterlife, you’re pitiful!
It’s Ireland’s first martial arts movie! And, uh…it should have been its last.
Phelous looks at that Resident Evil Movie people requested.
Cynthia Rothrock plays a criminal psychologist with psychic powers! You know, a real woman!
The animated gif birds attack and explode because of global warming or something. Will our heroes find enough coat hangers to fend off the limited animation monstrosities?
Rod and Nathalie must fight their way through some of the WORST sound and video editing ever so they can get together, but is that a picture of a bird in the distance?
Wait, there was a China O’Brien 2?
It’s a film that puts the ancient art of ninja where it was intended to be: in American hands.