Halloweenie - Halloween Candy - The Scandal & Review

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Thanks!

Thanks! Smile

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This little not-conversation

This little not-conversation is funnier than it has any right to be.

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That was a very informative video Smile I personally want to thank Halloweenie for doing this video.

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I agree. I think we could all

I agree. I think we could all learn a lot from Mr. Halloweenie.

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Knowing is half the battle,

Knowing is half the battle, eating regular sized candy is winning the war.

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was awesome!  :D  My favorite Holiday of all year is Halloween, so this review was perfect for the beginning of October.  :) I liked how your voice was a combination of two different voices.  Clint Howard and Peter Lorre.  Were you trying to do that, or just made up a scary sounding voice on the spot? The mistakes/errors in the video were great!  All the quick cuts when Halloweenie would explain something were hilarious.  My favorite line was "Well you know what's fun to me?  Killing pe...(video cut/edit)...more candy!" Do you happen to be a fan of the Monster cereals?

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SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KILL

SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

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donkey

Well fuck my donkey 

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WTF???

WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH!

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Halloweenie

Halloweenie is the  best thing ever.  I made an account just to announce this.

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This was great and I hope we

This was great and I hope we see more of Halloweenie in the lead up to Halloween. I like his hands. I didn't know you guys over the pond had Cadbury's Creme Eggs though. Or Smarties and Aeros for that matter.

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Ha, this reminds me of a poem

Ha, this reminds me of a poem I wrote in grade 1 called "Halloweenies". It was about Halloween themed hotdog wieners. At the time I didn't know wiener was slang for penis, so it was funny!...yeah, good times.

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I love Halloweenie!

I love Halloweenie!

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So we can look forward to

So we can look forward to Christmasee, Easteree, and turkey...ee. I personally want to see Christmastree-ee explain why he's  a freak of nature tree with human arms and why he's reviewing christmas tree ornaments.

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I think I left the stove on...

Hi-fuckin'-larious video. I had to create an account because I didn't have one, and that's the only reason I did that, not to comment or anything. I just sign-up for every account on the internet because I'm obligated to by law. I haven't laughed this hard since *doesn't finish sentence, walks away*

Vampire Barry says, "Blood...I hope this IS Chris' blood."

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YAY! Halloweenie!

This was awesome! I think we have our new Halloween icon. Great work as usual. 

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rofl classic video. Phelous

rofl classic video. Phelous what is Halloweenie's nationality? Mexylvanian? 

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That was awesome,

That was awesome, Phelous! Now, never do it again.

Phelous, fix the comments! I have not made [blank] posts!

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Oh I think I'm going to love

Oh I think I'm going to love Halloweenie! Smile

And yes, the "fun-sized" candies are bullshit. But I guess the idea is that there's more of them so you avoid running out before the last kids have come to your house or something like that. Also maybe so the kids don't gorge themselves on them, which would obviously rot their teeth overnight.

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I cant help but think that this is somehow a pardody of the iRate gamer...

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No!

Wait a minute! How did he use a gloved hand to put on the first glove!? That kind of continuity error will not be tolerated in my videos about fun-sized Halloween candy! Halloweenie is ruined forever!

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great

That was great.  Now I want a Mr. Big though... and the store is so far away.

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Halloween + genie = ?!?

See people, that's why you never rub a lamp shaped like a jack-o-lantern, you never know what'll come out

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Seriously, Halloweenie, why

Seriously, Halloweenie, why do you keep talking about people with no bones... wait, what...? That was the AD?! Damnit, I've been watching the wrong show all this time! Egads, Halloweenie... so cheap and cheesy it could be Radu's new nemesis Tongue

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I find it funny that over the

I find it funny that over the past month you've been doing absolutely everything except movie reviews. Especially ironic given that you mostly cover horror reviews, and it's now october of all things.Though if your review hiatus means we get to see more of Holoweenee, I'm all for it.

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scandalous, Shocking & AMAZING

i liked the different takes of each scene :P but i could tell right away, that your hands were fake, shocking! D:

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Burgers smaller?

I  agree phel.... um er I mean Halloweenie.. Don't you think burgers are shrinking too??It's a conspiriceee haloweenieeee!

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Oh god, my brain!!

Oh god, my brain!!