*pew* *pew* ...uhm... normal gun?!
i'm from germany and enjoy your boll reviews very much. especially your german accent!
btw, why is this video on it's release only available on my mac, but not on my win pc? ^^
you have to write "first" to make your comment count, otherwise they wouldnt hate youbut yeah, i think his impression on the movie-boll is way better then his director-boll (this one sounds like tommy wiseau whit a fakish german accent to me). but well...you cant expect 2 good impressions with just 5000 bugs, can you
WOW WHAT A WACKY MOVIE! It's Funny because she is is fat and HA Rayne isn't fat at all. COMEDY GOLD!
"This is Gonna Suck!" - Phelous Porteous
I'm not against fat jokes but this movie like most Boll humor seems mean spirited.
I think the soft piano music actually fit for that scene.
damn kristin loken let herself go
With a concept like that, the movie was bound to fail no matter what. Oh and I believe I owe you a apology Phelous for what I said at your Turtles Forever review several months back. I feel deeply ashamed for criticizing your opinion about the film, especially while looking back at TF, it wasn't a very good film in all honesty. I may have been looking through nostalgia goggles myself. Anyway, I apologize for all the trouble, and I will continue to watch your videos from here on out. (I got a little behind after the Mortal Kombat reviews.)
What the crap is going on with the black face? My brain is too cracked to care.
Okay maybe I'm misinterpreting this or overreacting to it, but that "joke" early in the movie with the people locked on the train, did Boll just make a Holocaust joke? Did that just happen? I'm not particularly sensitive to that kind of thing but there's just something about a German man making a joke about the Holocaust that's very unsettling...
So that "joke" near the beginning where the gay dude relocks those people on that train, is that a Holocaust joke? Did that just happen? I don't know there's just something unsettling about a German man making jokes about the Holocaust, not to mention the guys in black face...
Yup, that's about the unfunniest uh...comedy I've ever had the pleasure of not seeing. I think Boll made it just to make everything else he's directed look good in comparison. I also had a good choke moment when you started dancing to the techno music. I really shold know better than to drink while watching comedies....
What was the techno music when you were dancing?
WTF WAS THAT?! Step aside Meet the Spartens, you've been outdone. You're now the # 2 worst parody movie ever made... WTF?!
I feel like Epic Movie was FAR worse than meet the spartans. The only Thing Epic about it was it's failure. Sure Meet the spartans was bad but it did have some funny moments in my opinion. Like the Real men of genius i thought was great. Epic movie only made me cring. Even after watching Blubberrella I still think Epic Movie is worse. But then again opinions are like Assholes. Everyone has one.
Who knew that Bloodrayne 3 could work as a comedy? Well, it doesn't...but at least this is better than that "House of the Dead: Funny Version" though. Your Clint Howard impersonation was great! I had only seen Bloodrayne 1, and had no interest in 2, 3, or this movie...until I watched your reviews. Now I have them, and they are really as bad as you mentioned. How they could mess up 3 so badly (when all you had to do is follow the first damn game!) is beyond me. Plus this movie could have worked much better if they didn't focus so much on the fat jokes/fat main character. The other minor characters did a pretty good job with what they had, and Boll as Hitler was just...surreal. o_0
I was gonna netflix this fucktaster but thankfully you saved me from that. Is it wrong tho that I am pretty sure I would straight up nail Blubberella. She's not too hard on the eyes for a bigger lady.
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"And then there's someone in a fish costume. Instant comedy."Why, yes! YES! It can be! LOL! =D http://www.hulu.com/watch/290?c=Comedy