Killdozer

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I think I've actually seen

I think I've actually seen this movie before, or at least clips of it somewhere, because those bulldozer stalking scenes look mighty familiar. This movie is impossible to take seriously on its own, but adding in dialogue for Killdozer just turns it into a full-blown comedy and subsequently much more enjoyable, so I approve. Also, Killdozer vs. Life Crane was truly one of the most epic battles of our time. I was getting a "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!" vibe from that whole scene, though I'm not sure if that's what you were going for.

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Where did you get the Colin

Where did you get the Colin Baker shirt?

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I thought it was Richard

I thought it was Richard Simmons.

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Oh it was a lovely gift from

Oh it was a lovely gift from Allison. She only gets me the best things.

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Well that's weird, I could

Well that's weird, I could have sworn it was from your own store. Oh well, it must that alien slug eating parts of my brain again. Also, nice video Phelous, pretty surprising to see you an "old" movie which makes me wonder: do you have a cut-off date as many reviewers do?

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I've seen that shirt

I've seen that shirt before... I always thought it was a head shot of Slim Goodbody... 

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I've seen that shirt

please excuse the multiple posts.. It does favor Richard Simmons though...

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I've seen that shirt

It could also be a cast member of 3-2-1 contact.. maybe someone in the Blood Hound Gang?!

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It reminds me

Of the Bob Ross Parody in The Boondocks..the guy who taught Riley how to grafiti.

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Soooo...

Are you going to review that movie about the killer fridge too?  And it's so sad that I'm being sincere here, and not being sarcastic...

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I said this about the "Eyes

I said this about the "Eyes of the Werewolf" review, but I think it goes for Phelous also: you've recovered from your Zen-filmmaking--induced madness. I don't know what's better the Ed Glaser line from "Ninja The Mission Force" or the lamp joke.

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lol

have not watched this yet but this sorta reminds me of maximum overdrive

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Oh Phelous, always call before you dig!

The credits say this was written by Theodore Sturgeon, the original creator of Star Trek's "pon farr", the bedrock upon which slash-fiction was built. Also, this    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon%27s_Law Glad you're back Phelous, please don't burn out.

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Austin Powers

The part where the one worker (or crazy guy) just staying in the jeep and not getting out and the dozer slowwwwly moving over to kill him reminded me of the one guy from Austin Powers who got ran over while they were yelling at him to get out of the way. No way he could of got out in time I mean he only had about 30 seconds, no human has that kind of reaction time it's just unnatural.

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::Killdozer lightly knocks

::Killdozer lightly knocks over the truck, which upon slowly & gently turning upside down, explodes into a firey mass::

ChaosD1 isn't here, so I'll do it for him....ehem...."CARFIRES DON'T WORK THAT WAY!"  

Did you add that sound effect, or did it literally just fart out of existance?

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New video player? What's going on here? It looks neat. Smile I remember that's the same Colin Baker shirt from the Jack & Jill review Laughing out loud and it seems not a moment too soon.

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I presume Phelous finally got

I presume Phelous finally got enough of Blip putting 30 seconds ads before AND after the video AND now putting TWO of them halfway through.

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Goddamn it I wrote this story

Goddamn it I wrote this story back in 7th grade after seeing Maximum Overdrive on TNT.  Except mine was about a Thresher.   Amityville 4 reference for the win!

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man I sure love fresh air -

man I sure love fresh air - AAAAAA
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Cheyenne vs Killdozer

Funny to see Clint Walker in a non-western movie. (Well, to me it is.)

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Was this better than

Was this better than Christine? I think so... (actually I don't)

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Do you work out? You look

Do you work out? You look thinner and a bit stronger than in your earlier videos. 

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Poor killdozer

Awesome review Phelous probably one of your best yet. Shame that killdozer dies at the end, oh well at least we get to see another killdozer in maximum overdrive :D 

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The whole way through the

The whole way through the review I was just thinking how the meetings for this movie went. I just imagine guys playing with their tonkas going "brrrrvrrrooom, vrrroooooom vroooom, crash, pew pew, ka-boooooom!" XD BTW, was that a KO Scrapper from the Devastator set there at the end? And what was the purple bulldozer?

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"KILLDOZER RUNS ON

"KILLDOZER RUNS ON HATE!!!!!" I swear to god i almost died from that.

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Best episode by far, you have

Best episode by far, you have to continue doing it like this where you add your own little story inside the movie.

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"It's just you and me,

"It's just you and me, Killdozer!"
"No, it's just ME, Lifecrane!"

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Yeah, also, this was just

Yeah, also, this was just amazing

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I'm sorry I had to do this:

I'm sorry I had to do this: Constructicons, UNITE!!!!!!!!!

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something-kill

I could just watch Phelous perform his something-kill movies over and over, as long as he keeps up the awesome scream. Seriously, there's needs to be a 10 minute video of you making a ton of them, though I imagine the idea well will eventually dry up....."ARRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

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