Set course for the ship of time loops because contradictions come in waves!
A movie with “zombie-vampires” a gang of useless characters and void of any coherency, sounds like a DREAM!
Is there anything to be thankful about in this movie? … Oh what do you think?
BACK IN THE HOUSE!!!… of the Dead, which sinks to all new lows when it actually tries to be funny!
Phelous returns to the damned Silent Hill film to finish what he started.
The ALMOST sequel in the HOUSE!!! … of the Dead.
How can the sequel possibly hit the lows of it’s predecessor without Uwe Boll? Oh it found a way…
Dead Phelous is in a house showing Uwe Boll’s destruction of the House of the Dead.
If you die in the review, you DIE FOR REAL!
You won’t believe the silliness the CGi creatures pretending to be Anacondas pull off on Johnny Cage in the final snakedown.