Dead Phelous is in a house showing Uwe Boll’s destruction of the House of the Dead.
If you die in the review, you DIE FOR REAL!
You won’t believe the silliness the CGi creatures pretending to be Anacondas pull off on Johnny Cage in the final snakedown.
David Hasselhoff fights off giant black CGI snakes which claim to be anacondas.
The film of many surprises… for a monkey.
The Anaconda has been framed but who did it!? The silly singer, the ice cubes, or the power legs?
Phelous is put on the case of why this movie was delayed for 4 years.
Homecoming’s misteps prove you really can’t ever go home again… unless your home is the otherworld.
The first direct-to-download film, how surprising it has no redeeming qualities.
The final pulse and this time it’s FATAL! … What does that even mean?