The Cynthia Rothrockathon begins! First up is X-treme Fighter, a PSA disguised as a martial arts film. Now with more poor wirework!
In the mindblowing tenth episode I review Razor Sharpe, a martial arts vanity film with no budget, no continuity, and no hope.
What do you get when you mix poor special effects with witchcraft and a heaping dose of the 90s? You get something like Teen Sorcery.
Here I review a movie so atrocious that it makes Undefeatable look like Oscar material. If you thought Stakes was bad, you haven’t seen 13 Seconds.
The title of this vampire flick is fitting as by the end of it you’ll want to jam something sharp into your chest. Two worlds…one deadly headache!
What better way to spread Christmas cheer than by watching a crappy Home Alone ripoff from the 90s? Merry Christmas, everyone!
It’s back to action movie schlock as I review the infamous Gymkata.
I take a short break from bad movie reviews to talk about one of my favorite actresses. I also look dead.
Next on the review chopping block is Zombie Nation. I’m sure there are zombies in the movie somewhere. *EDIT: Sorry about the “Running Man” reference, I meant “Marathon Man”
Here I review another crappy action movie from the 90’s called Lady Dragon. Will I survive the sudden cuts, or will the bad dubbing do me in?