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  • Freshstep
    Freshstep
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 16

    Allison, when the hell do you breathe during some of the reads on your lines?? =O.o= It’s incredible!

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 758

    Evil Kraft cheese knife?

    Wait…Wait….Did he say they shot all 3 of these last Witchcraft movies at the same time in the span of 9 days?

    Not sure if Eyebrows is supposed to be a gay man who’s not into chicks, or a straight man who’s not into androgynous women.

  • Spike
    Spike
    Leader of the Decepticons
    Comments: 208

    With all the bizarre meta-humour layer after layer, and headspinning nonsense in this film, I’m surprised you didn’t invite Phelous–the master of unloc… I mean, meta-humour–to join you. It seems like the creators’ hearts were in the right place, but it’s a shame the time and budget constraints made the result rather lackluster. Still, relatively speaking this is a higher note to go out on than 13. I wonder if we’ll get a non-ironically good Witchcraft movie, where someone knows how to use After Effects or something. Is this series public domain? Or does some poor soul actually need to pay for the rights to make a Witchcraft movie?

  • Goldstar
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 30

    Have we learned nothing from the 2005 Bewitched movie? Making a movie about a supernatural movie in which the actors in said movie are also supernatural is a terrible idea. If the “real” people are exactly like the characters they’re playing only with different, what’s the point?

  • happymel2
    happymel2
    Fighting Steffi Love
    Comments: 169

    If this was better written and they didn’t have the same names, I could see this working more as a movie than 15 and 14. We may have reached ultimate movieception. Ouch, my brain.

  • Rose Koneko
    Rose Koneko
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    Were these actors paid in either weed or cheese? Are these fan films or cheap porn? The last three, I mean. I know they’ve had a vibe of both in quite a few of them.

  • Otaku World Order
    Otaku World Order
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 21

    So now we know what Wes Craven’s New Nightmare would look like on a budget of fifty bucks.

  • penpaninu
    penpaninu
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 71

    the impromptu director is a scream. I do love the meta aspect, but it does feel like a cheap “New Nightmare.” I agree with Otaku World Order on that 😛

     

    WHAT it was Lutz the whole time?? Whatta twist! Nyah that was still interesting 😛 Kudos 😛