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  • Silverstar
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 24

    It’s like someone decided to remake Caddyshack 2, only make Jackie Mason’s character a black rapper. How could this possibly fail?

  • Laserface
    Laserface
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 90

    Dreadful. A fucking disgrace. I feel bad for every actor involved in this, and you three for having sat through this.

    “THEY’RE BLACK LOL, THAT’S THE JOKE, LOL FARTS”

    Fucking racist Seltzerberg trash.

    • the_desert
      the_desert
      CUUUUT
      Comments: 62

      Yeah… What the hell was wrong with the people who made this? People read this script and didn’t find it racist or offensive? How did this get the green light?  I’d ask what the f… but unfortunately 2016 proved to a wonderful years for racists so I’m more concerned with the present bumblefuck.

  • happymel2
    happymel2
    JUST GOT ACTUALLY-ED!
    Comments: 145

    Oh God. This looks like the type of movie my aunt would enjoy. To put that into context, one of her favorite movies is Pixels. Also, is that white guy the same guy who was the bad guy in Howard the Duck? P.S. That cart accident was kinda funny just because it was so poorly done. One last thing: Oh, Cam Gigandet, why? 

    • the_desert
      the_desert
      CUUUUT
      Comments: 62

      Wow, you know Jeffrey Jones from Howard the Duck?! That’s awesome. He’s much more famously known as the principal from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. At least that’s who I think he is. He’s also in Ravenous which might be one of Diamanda Hagan’s favorite movies.

  • snorgatch
    snorgatch
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 101

    This one-joke movie must be Jeffrey Jones punishment for . . .  well, you know. And his character is named Cummings! Get it?

    Did you forget to censor those three asses at 5:44?

    The assassins are dwarfs. Because dwarfs = comedy. As for why they try to kill C-Note with a bomb, obviously it’s so we can have a shot of the two dwarfs walking toward the camera with the car exploding behind them in slow motion. Because doing something that’s been done ten billion times before but this time with dwarfs makes it funny! And of course the dwarfs aren’t arrested for attempted murder! Because they’re dwarfs! It’s not like they’re actual human beings who are accountable for their actions!

    Man, with an arm like that Andy Milonakis needs to try out for the NFL! And lord did that CGI explosion Jeffrey Jones reacts to at 13:39 look fake!

    That croquet/horse golf game is called polo.

    My god, this movie treats women like shit! The black female lawyer falls in love with C-Note for no other reason than she’s a woman, and the only function a woman under 40 has in a movie like this is to fall in love with the hero, or else be a gyrating ho. And C-Note’s mother telling her she needs to hurry up and get pregnant . . . because we all know a woman who dedicates herself to her career instead of having kids has wasted her life. God fucking hell, shut the fuck up you sanctimonious cow!

    How could anyone suspect that this movie was made by a white guy, just because it presents a parade of stereotypes that ignorant whites have of black people?

    And it ends with a prison rape joke! Because Jeffery Jones is a sex offender! Get it? Laugh, it’s funny, damn it!

  • BB Shockwave
    BB Shockwave
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 42

    Wow. Never heard of it, but its place on IMDB bottom list is well deserved.

  • the_desert
    the_desert
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 62

    I’m fairly certain this movie is a hate crime. This is only #28 on the IMDB list? It tied with House of the Dead and was ranked higher than Birdemic? At least those movies were funny. This movie looks about as fun as eating broken glass covered in tinfoil.

    Did Phelan breakout his Michelangelo shirt just for James Avery?