17 Comments

  • A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 25

    I don’t even know what to say. I think I blocked this one out of my consciousness because it may be the most ridiculous episode of Baywatch ever made. But the Summer/Ghost plot is so bad it’s good. If they’d focused on this the entire time instead of Mitch and his brother or CJ and her new love of dolphins, it could have been glorious to watch this little  train wreck unfold.

    That they followed an episode where they were trying to be completely serious and give Ben a “tearful” farewell with this episode shows that the writers had no clue what kind of show Baywatch is.

    I wonder if this was the episode that inspired the second season of Baywatch Nights?

  • Jon Protagonist
    Jon Protagonist
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 181

    I can’t believe how funny each episode is, another fantastic job, Allison.

    1) Well…Dr. Crusher had ghost sex on Star Trek TNG…

    2) The actor playing Mitch’s brother is the ultimate meathead.

    3) I’m not sure if Pamela Anderson was the face of Baywatch, but she most certainly was it’s chest.

    4) 1994 was the best year ever. I’m absolutely serious. Good times.

    • Nobody_700
      Nobody_700
      I'm THE BEST!
      Comments: 104

      Too be fair to Star Trek, that was in Season 7, A.K.A the ‘We are out of ideas, THROW EVERYONE ONE WE HAVE AT THE SEASON!’

  • Lermont
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 80

    If this was what they decided was serious enough for Baywatch, I can’t wait to see what kind of wacky shit they had on Baywatch Nights.

  • the_desert
    the_desert
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 83

    To Baywatch’s credit, the Hotel del Coronado is a well known haunted hotel in San Diego. I think I learned about it on Unsolved Mysteries a few years before.

    I’m surprised Baywatch never made an episode like Happy Days where Mitch, instead of The Fonz, has to jump a shark.

  • Knightroglycerin
    Knightroglycerin
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 189

    But…but Brad taught me that Ghosts Can’t Do It!

  • Aethelred
    Aethelred
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 57

    Your description of Stephanie as someone who only exists to further other people’s plot lines makes her sound like a younger, slightly less intrusive Mary Worth.

  • Spike
    Spike
    The Fuct of Pepsiman
    Comments: 221

    And people seriously STILL laughed at the idea of Baywatch Nights and ITS use of the supernatural? Honestly, it’s not as ridiculous compared with this hilarity.

  • happymel2
    happymel2
    Fighting Steffi Love
    Comments: 177

    I’m thinking of how awkward it must have been for the actress who plays Summer during those ghost sex scenes. LOL.

  • Spike
    Spike
    The Fuct of Pepsiman
    Comments: 221

    Actually, speaking of Baywatch Nights, have you put thought into covering that show as a whole in a similar vein to this one? That’d be pretty interesting I think.
    I know you did cover that one episode a very loooooong-ass time ago, and that review still holds up despite the style improvements over time, just was wondering if it’d crossed your mind to do so.

  • Nobody_700
    Nobody_700
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 104

    So let me get this right… Ghosts are canon in the Baywatch Universe?! WHAT THE…

    Mitch’s brother is obviously a drunk shapeshifter.

    Summer is somehow the star of her own episode… And she is still ‘there’.

    I’m kind of surprised that Pamela Anderson is both the star of Baywatch… And has about the same presence of Summer.

    Hobie should have told everyone he was their number one to save them from a ghost.

    Silly Allison,  Old Summer was dead ALL THE TIME! She just didn’t know that. I think.

    Dolphins are the sexiest mammal.

    Eyebrows is easily convinced by the paranormal when pictures slightly shift.

  • snorgatch
    snorgatch
    JUST GOT ACTUALLY-ED!
    Comments: 140

    I love how the eye colors of the actresses playing Old Summer and Young Summer don’t match.

  • TimTE01
    TimTE01
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 38

    While I know you’re working from German Rips to do the whole Show, there is good news for the rest of us…

    Baywatch is being rerun on POP TV.  The Channel that brings us Impact Wrestling also gives us this.

    Due to how much they run it, they are FAR ahead of this Review Series, but will surely loop back soon enough.