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  • A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 22

    I really want to know how a magician got an egg into CJ’s mouth through french kissing. The implication, of course, is that CJ’s so dense she though a big egg going into her mouth was the guy swapping spit with her. Mind you, I know CJ’s not around for her intelligence or personality, but the least they could do is try to make her a slight step up from an amoeba in intelligence.

    I love that what got Baywatch up in arms about the gang is the theft of Hobie’s A&W Cream Soda. Did A&W just hope that being associated with Baywatch would make people think they’re a wonder drink that can rally communities against violence?

    Carlos being in a street gang that never used guns or encountered gangs that used guns sounds about as believable to me as Kirk Cameron’s claim to have been an atheist when he was 15.

    Oh, Eddie. Even two years off this show, you still suck as your attempt to rehabilitate gang members failed miserably!

    • snorgatch
      snorgatch
      Prodigy Pet Gym Leader
      Comments: 124

      Carlos looks about as white as everyone else in the cast (the actor is actually Panamanian, and, showing how lazy the writers are, his name really is Carlos). Because God forbid a white girl should be attracted to a guy with slightly darker skin! That would just be too much!

      Also, the Great Maroni? Seriously? Not The Great Moroni, or The Great Macaroni?

      Kirk Cameron was an atheist, until he was attacked by a dangerous crocoduck!

  • Nobody_700
    Nobody_700
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 104

    Eddie fails at everything, even offscreen.

    Carlos is so sexy, he made Stephanie straight! Also Stephanie is racist to the extreme.

    Truly Garner is, the world’s greatest cop.

    CJ is easily seduced by men breaking into her tower.

    • the_desert
      the_desert
      CUUUUT
      Comments: 76

      I miss Eddie.

      The Baywatch team is wonderful at racial profiling. Just imagine what they could do in a post 9/11 world!

      • Nobody_700
        Nobody_700
        I'm THE BEST!
        Comments: 104

        We need more Eddie.

        Eddie: Hey guys, OH NO I BIT MY TONGUE, AND NOW I’M ON FIRE!

        I dunno, the Baywatch team never seemed racist. They always seem to respect all race… If they are hot.

  • lichenking
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 8

    What!? 3 episodes this burst, you spoil us!

  • happymel2
    happymel2
    JUST GOT ACTUALLY-ED!
    Comments: 157

    That magician kiss made me LOL. Did he fertilize her mouth?! Was that an egg?! O.O 

    • snorgatch
      snorgatch
      Prodigy Pet Gym Leader
      Comments: 124

      Heeeeee’s a hypnotist….a hypnotist of ladies! (thank you, They Might Be Giants)

      Clearly he hypnotized C.J. before kissing her and putting the egg in her mouth, making her forget that he did it. This would also explain how the doves came flying out of her shack. They were never actually there, she was just imagining them. In fact, I’m pretty sure that by next episode she’ll forget she ever knew him!

  • Spike
    Spike
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 190

    It’s beautiful. The product placement in this series is unbelievable, dear god X’D

    At least they didn’t try to have any form of genuine actual drama here, instead just focused on being ridiculous with its random guest star. Unless… they weren’t serious with that ‘we settled it with our fists, not our guns!” idiocy, that’s pure idiocy. How could they have this much plot in one episode, and yet have no plot? That just seems impossible, haha.

  • Jon Protagonist
    Jon Protagonist
    JUST GOT ACTUALLY-ED!
    Comments: 157

    Those were the actual songs in the episode?

    Must have been raking in the big bucks at this point to afford Tears for Fears and Jon Secada, while both were still actually producing music that was charting.

  • Lermont
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 70

    Seriously? A bunch of grown men needed a revolver to intimidate a preteen? Robbing a child is one thing, but deciding your gang needs a gun to do it is on a whole new level of lame.

    Also I’m disappointed you don’t address the fanservice more — it was a huge part of the show and you barely mention it aside from a goofy gag here and there. You’re almost giving people who never saw the show a false perspective.

    • Nobody_700
      Nobody_700
      I'm THE BEST!
      Comments: 104

      Well he is the son of Mitch. I believe they have the false idea that he is as badass as him.

       

      Why? Everyone knows that! But I highly doubt most people knew about how a Latino Gang robbed a 10 year old for A&W cream soda.