24 Comments

  • rodro
    rodro
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 43

    I think Murdoch would shit his pants from the very sight of Sgt Baracus handling an axe, nevermind being part of the van- sorry, car 😛

    Oh, and I recognise that Motorcycle Jumbo thing, my little brother had one and I think it sounded the same.

  • Dunes
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 190

    The gun makes sense, but why the axe?

    • likalaruku
      likalaruku
      Completely Useless Now
      Comments: 736

      He’s gotta Hatchet a plan.

      What are you Axing silly questions Froe?

      Get in the van, we’ll meet up at the Maul.

      • HighPriest
        Old Man
        Comments: 1

        Man, glaive me a break… well, I sword of know where you’re coming from. I guess if you ask a silly question, you’ll get a silly ranseur.

        • Jon Protagonist
          Jon Protagonist
          Fighting Steffi Love
          Comments: 160

          If the medieval minstral falls into a patch of poison ivy, will the Bardiche?

          If the eagle flies into that corridor, would you call it a Halberd?

           

          Sorry, that’s all I got, you cleave me nothing else to work with.

  • KaijuKid
    KaijuKid
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 36

    I have been trying to find this forever!  This is essential for my A-Team collection, and it’s as awesome as I dreamed.  I just can’t believe the head lights up, that’s better than anything I had hoped for.  Was this an ebay find?

    • likalaruku
      likalaruku
      Completely Useless Now
      Comments: 736

      The closest think I could find on eBay or Amazon was a couple of Bobblehead vans.  https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=mr+t+van

  • lunateix
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Hello new nightmare!

    I honestly need this toy, how did you track this one down?

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 736

    OMG, he actually found one. XD Maybe someday he’ll get his hands on that Thomas the Transformer Engine too.

    Five Lights at Nightmare Feddy’s.

    When I was a toddler, I think I had a pony toy with that logo on its ass. ::Looks it up:: Close enough for me.  http://www.ponylandpress.com/symbolguide/us/sundance.jpg

    Hahaha, I want that Voltron one so bad now.

    I’m disappointed in the lack of music, but tell me he wouldn’t make an awesome alarm clock.

    That Austin toy… XD

  • Alex C.
    Alex C.
    JUST GOT ACTUALLY-ED!
    Comments: 150

    So how would a child play with a toy like this? Get the rest of the A-team in action figures and have them pretend not to notice that Mr. T is more machine than man? Do the other toys treat Mr. T with caution, as his light-up head is clearly a bunch of radiation ready to blow at any moment?

    Do you play with Mighty Car on its own? If so, does the child have to imagine enemies for Mr. T to fight? (Why else would he have a gun and axe?) Do you treat Mr. T like a car and race him? Are the drivers in the other toy cars concerned that Mr. T’s head is so huge no vehicle can contain it? Should there be concern that a racer with a gun and axe might go all Wacky Races on their asses?

     

    • Brother_Malachai
      Scene Interrupting Comment!
      Comments: 266

      I just imagine it as being like that 18-wheeler from Maximum Overdrive.  Mr. T was just so full of himself he literally put a giant bobblehead of his face on the van.  😛  And well, since he’s Mr. T, no one argued w/ him over it.  :-/

  • TheDreamMaster
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Since it ran until 1983, potentially around the time this toy came out, I’m actually wondering if the “Motor Cycle Police Jumbo Cycle” is a knock of based on the show CHiPs.  The blue version even says Highway Patrol C.I.P. which while not the right acronym is pretty close.

  • Edmond Dantes
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 35

    Not related to the video, but I’ve been wondering something:

     

    What would happen if you stuck the Big Cock into the Galaxy Hole?

  • Dust
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 79

    A-Team 4: Quest for the Mighty Car

  • Kooshmeister
    Kooshmeister
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 99

    Poor Mr. T! Fused with a van!

  • Kooshmeister
    Kooshmeister
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 99

    Also, it looks more like a Volkswagen van than a Chevy/GMC one like the actual A-Team van.

  • Spike
    Spike
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 190

    Sometimes these bootleggers just make something of utter indescribably beauty.

    This… is not one of those times, but it is hilarious. What the hell was the thought process here?! X’D
    Great bootleg zones as usual.